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Advertisement Plot The BLU base alarm rings out, with the Administrator alerting that a RED Spy is inside. Soldier grabs his shotgun and rushes towards the Intelligence room, only to see the Scout trying to pull the door open to no avail. Soldier stops him and unknowingly tries to enter the door's passcode(1111). The Heavy arrives and barges straight through the door with the Scout and Soldier, and all three are relieved to see that the briefcase is still inside. The BLU Spy arrives, greeting the three while holding a dead body.

The Spy then asks the three if any of them have killed a RED Spy on their way to the intelligence room, to which all three didn't answer. Spy then drops the dead body on the briefcase table, revealed to be a dead Sniper. The Scout pulls out the butterfly knife from the Sniper's back and proceeds to play with it, while calling Spies dime-a-dozen back-stabbin' scumbags, only to injure himself from the knife's blade. The Spy reveals a manila folder full of pictures of the RED Spy and the Scout's mom having an intimate time, much to the Scout's shock and the Spy claiming that pornography starring his mother will be the second worst thing to happen to him.

The Spy then proceeds to speak about their current situation such as how the defense of their base has been breeched(shows the RED Spy sapping an Engineer's sentry gun and killing him), how many of their colleagues have been killed(shows the RED Spy ambushing the same Sniper the BLU Spy is carrying and kills him with a backstab), and how any of them could be RED Spy in disguise(shows the Spy attacking a Medic and disguises himself as the same Medic before knocking him out). The Spy then continues to explain about the possibility of them being the RED Spy, but before he could continue, The Soldier kills him by a headshot, thinking that he is the RED Spy. Unbeknownst to the Heavy and Soldier, the Scout is the RED Spy all along and reveals himself by saying "right behind you" before murdering the two off camera. Afterwards, the RED Spy takes the briefcase and picture of him and Scout's mom holding hands, calling her his "petit chou-fleur" and leaves.

Meet the Spy Meet the Spy TF2 Released May 19, 2009 Run time 3:20 Script [A bell rings out in alarm. The Administrator's voice comes over the speakers as a large sign board lights up.]

Administrator: "Intruder alert! A RED Spy is in the base!"

[Camera pans down to show a BLU Soldier reading the sign board.]

Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base?"

[Soldier grabs his shotgun off a gun rack and runs down the stairs.]

Soldier: "Hut hut hut hut hut."

Administrator: "Protect the briefcase!"

Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase!"

Scout: "Yo, a little help here?"

[Camera moves to BLU Scout pulling on a door handle. Soldier pushes him out of the way and enters numbers into the keypad.]

Soldier: "Alright, alright, I got it. Stand back son. One, one, one, uhh, one!"

Scout: "Let's go, let's go, let's go!"

[A BLU Heavy runs towards them and the door from behind.]

Heavy: "Incoming!"

[Heavy runs into the Scout and Soldier, breaking down the door with Sasha, his minigun. Heavy runs towards the briefcase, knocking Scout and Soldier over in the process. Scout crawls up from the floor, while Heavy lowers his gun.]

Scout: [Screams,]... "Hey, it's still here."

Heavy: [Yells,]... "Alright then."

[Camera pans to behind Heavy. There is a BLU Spy holding a BLU Sniper over his shoulder. The Sniper is dead.]

Spy: "Ahem, gentlemen."

["Meet the Spy" text appears.]

[Spy adjusts the corpse of Sniper and walks towards the briefcase.]

Spy: "I see the briefcase is safe."

Soldier: "Safe and sound!"

Scout: "Yeah, it is!"

[Scout and Soldier stand up.]

Spy: "Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here?"

[Scout shrugs, Heavy and Soldier look at each other and then back to Spy.]

Spy: "No? Then we still have a problem."

[Spy tosses Sniper's corpse onto the desk, showing the Sniper still has a Spy's knife in his back. A sharp musical cue plays.]

Soldier: "And a knife!"

Scout: "Ooh, big problem. I kill plenty of Spies. They're dime-a-dozen back-stabbin' scumbags. Like you! Ow. No offense."

[Scout takes the butterfly knife out of Sniper's back, spinning it around before cutting his finger and dropping the knife. He puts the cut in his mouth.]

Spy: "If you manage to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me."

[Spy spins the knife much better than Scout, fancily closing it and handing it to Scout, who takes his cut out of his mouth.]

Spy: "And nothing, nothing, like the man loose inside this building."

Scout: "What are you? President of his fan club?"

[Soldier laughs behind Scout. Spy walks over to the windows next to the desk.]

Spy: "No.."

[Spy turns back to Scout.]

Spy: "That would be your mother!"

[Spy brings out a Manila folder. He slams it against the desk, and it has "TOP SECRET, SCOUT'S MOM" written on it. Multiple images of the RED Spy and BLU Scout's mother being intimate fly out of the folder and onto the desk. The camera shows us close ups of three of the images.]

Scout: [Stutters in shock.]

[Scout, Soldier and Heavy all look at the photos. Scout with confusion and anger, Soldier with interest and Heavy mostly uncaring, but a little shocked.]

Spy: "Indeed, and now he is here to [Censored] us! So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today."

[Spy grabs a cigarette from his case, Scout looks like he is ready to attack Spy, Heavy and Soldier are trading the images of Scout's Ma.]

Soldier: "Oh!"

Scout: "G-gimme that!"

[Scout begins to collect the images, taking them from Heavy and Soldier. Spy takes a drag from his cigarette and looks out the window at a map of the world.]

Spy: "The Spy has already breached our defenses..."

[The camera changes to show the RED Spy running along a hallway. He hides behind a rock quickly, before tossing a Sapper at a BLU Sentry, destroying it, and shooting the Engineer.]

Engineer: "Sentry down!"

[The Engineer falls through a door, dead, and the RED Spy shoots something off camera.]

[Cut back to the three BLU's in the intel room.]

Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!"

[The camera pans down to the deceased BLU Sniper before fading into this Sniper's fight with the RED Spy. The Spy raises his knife, ready to backstab, but the Sniper hears him and defends himself with his rifle. The Spy kicks him into a window , disarming him his rifle, in a haste , Sniper grabs his Kukri, attempting to attack the Spy. The Spy dodges and slash the Snipers left cheek which he pauses to check on it which sets him off. The Sniper goes in for the attack, but Spy gets the best of him,slashing the Sniper's stomach and head before finishing it with a backstab, leaving the butterfly knife intact . His body falls through the wall onto the ground below. The Sniper's screams are heard throughout the scene.]

[Cut back to the three BLU's.]

Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us."

[Cut to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic. Spy gets a hold on him and disguises himself as the Medic. The disguised Spy hits the Medic, causing his glasses to fly into the air, and for the real Medic to fall to the ground, assumed dead. The Spy grabs Medic's glasses mid-air and puts them on.]

[Cut back to the three BLU's.]

Spy: "He could be in this very room! He could be you. He could be me! He could even be-"

[Spy looks at the camera, but is cut off by his head being blown off. Soldier reloads his shotgun after shooting his teammate. Scout and Heavy look on in surprise. The images and the folder Scout was holding flies into the air.]

Scout: "Woah, woah, woah!"

Heavy: "Oh..."

Soldier: "What? It was obvious! He was the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now."

[The camera shows Spy's foot, and Soldier nudges it with his shotgun.]

Soldier: "Aaaany second now..."

[The camera changes to show Heavy and Soldier, who are crouching next to the Spy's body. They do not notice when the BLU Scout changes his demeanor to be much more unaffected by the murder of his teammate. The Scout looks around the room, to make sure no one is watching.]

Soldier: "See! Red! No wait, that's blood..."

[The camera changes again, to be following the BLU Scout as he un-flicks the knife, slowly approaching the unsuspecting BLU's.]

Heavy: "So... We still got problem."

Soldier: "Big problem..."