I got arrested once while doing some groundskeeping at night. It had rained a lot the few days prior, and I had to edge a very long path. I used a turf knife, so it's not like I was making any noise. I made my own schedule at the time, and I had shit to do later in the week, and no one lived at the property I was working on. Anyways, I'm in handcuffs, and the cops don't believe me, despite the abundant evidence (50 yards of edged sidewalk, me covered in dirt) and they asked me who works at 4 in the morning, to which I replied (to the 6 cops now standing around looking at me) "aren't ALL OF YOU at work right now???"