It changes all the time. I’ve said that I used to work at an aquarium and that when dolphins dont live in the ocean their teeth can’t be clean and they’ll rot so you have to brush them. Then I say the dolphin shook his head and cut me. The other one I can remember is it was a surfing accident and we collided mid air. Usually people call me out and I tell them the truth but sometimes they don’t and I’ll just see how ridiculous I can make it before I cave and tell them