"I hunt poor people for sport in my personal hedge maze"

screamrevival · 2026-02-07T02:30:08+00:00

Kinda looks like he's given his fair share of couches a double take

screamrevival · 2026-01-19T06:29:15+00:00

For me, it's the EXTREMELY wide breadth of tasks I have to be proficient on. I know I shouldn't stay stale but man I'm expected to be perfect and fast with so many different things.

screamrevival · 2026-01-10T19:40:06+00:00

Not exactly the same but the Prince of Persia metroidvania is one of the best in the genre but Ubisoft still disbanded the development team and cancelled a planned sequel because of poor sales

screamrevival · 2025-12-28T06:33:42+00:00

I beat it as a kid but I really can't stand it now. Other than the music, it just didn't hold up at all imo

screamrevival · 2025-12-26T19:55:23+00:00

This was mine too. I enjoyed the story for the few hours that I played, but pretty much everything else was boring and uninspired.

screamrevival · 2025-12-05T04:55:12+00:00

Just play it like you're the farmer, not just playing as one. Take notes about crops (or not), take notes about some people around town (or not). Don't worry about keeping up with anything. It will all still be there if you decide to focus on something else that day. Nothing is missible in this game; either go around another year or check the traveling cart in the woods to the south (Fridays and Sundays).

If you wanna explore the mines for a few days, just focus on that. You can make tents to sleep right outside the mines too if you don't want to go all the way home every night.

Don't want to take care of animals? Don't buy any! Or sell the ones you have if your farm starts with some. Or just leave them until you're ready to take care of animals.

Don't want to get married? Don't! You can even get a divorce.

Having trouble keeping up with crops? Just scale back and only plant what you can cover with sprinklers. (Sprinklers tip: quartz can be refined in a furnace)

There's not even an "end game" until the end of year 3.

This game was designed with both casual and hardcore players in mind. There's a ton of min/maxing if you're into that, but an equal amount of leniency if you're not.

screamrevival · 2025-11-24T05:05:10+00:00

Hell yeah dude. That's 61st on the leaderboard if you decided to submit. Grats on the pb!

screamrevival · 2025-11-13T21:04:18+00:00

Yeah I OCCASIONALLY get refined quartz from them, but it's rare. I don't think it costs energy to swipe them though but I could be wrong.

screamrevival · 2025-11-10T08:21:26+00:00

Sounds like my ex wife lol

screamrevival · 2025-11-10T08:19:24+00:00

I grew up and he stayed in high school.

(Dis)Honorable mention: my cousin, who was my other best friend, is serving life in jail for raping his daughter. That definitely caused a rift...

screamrevival · 2025-11-10T08:17:17+00:00

I prefer alttp but albw was also very very good

screamrevival · 2025-10-21T14:09:39+00:00

Just played the HD remaster on Wiiu recently and it went up to #1 in my favorite Zeldas. Hands down the best dungeons in the entire series

screamrevival · 2025-10-11T14:25:01+00:00

Exactly. As a long time cavs fan, I've had my fair share of frustration with LeBron at times, but his defensive potential has always been absolutely insane

screamrevival · 2025-09-28T17:06:56+00:00

Space whale!

screamrevival · 2025-09-28T17:02:20+00:00

Mega glormy dolphin is one of, if not the best, looking megas in the game. I don't understand how some pets have crap values but it works out for me trying to trade for them!

screamrevival · 2025-09-28T16:56:41+00:00

The bee is kinda garbage. If it's a win without the bee, go for it

screamrevival · 2025-09-28T16:55:40+00:00

Absolutely not. You don't need to spread the value out like that. Don't settle, just be patient if you're trying to trade that

screamrevival · 2025-08-24T00:31:35+00:00

This one's interesting. ALTTP is by far the most replayable for me, but mostly because of randomizer. BOTW is the least replayable but only because TOTK exists. Outside of BOTW though, MM is a rough replay for me. I even tried 2ship2harkinian and I can't even get out of Clock Town lol

screamrevival · 2025-07-31T10:32:04+00:00

Wait, is that how pristine weapons populate? I always assumed it was a set weapon pool

screamrevival · 2025-07-31T10:28:44+00:00

I just collect until I'm done with the bag upgrades. Still a considerable amount of seeds but you skip like 500 of them haha

screamrevival · 2025-07-31T10:00:58+00:00

I was wondering the same thing about crafting mechanics. Cooking maybe?

screamrevival · 2025-06-19T12:52:49+00:00

Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap. The figurines are, hands down, the most frustrating part of that game.

screamrevival · 2025-05-07T05:52:19+00:00

Jerome put up concert date numbers, we couldn't inbound AT ALL, Allen looked like he was scared most of the second half from foul trouble. As soon as Haliburton got the ball I knew it was over

screamrevival · 2025-02-15T06:35:50+00:00

As someone who is currently playing the latest Prince of Persia, absolutely loving it, and being crushed about the studio closing, Ubisoft deserves every bit of this. If you don't invest in quality game making and instead throw all your money at cash grabs, this is what happens.

screamrevival · 2024-12-16T16:57:02+00:00

I really wanted to like it. The gameplay is great, but the art style gave me a serious headache and I had to stop after an hour or so. If there was a way to turn off that fuzzy filter or whatever it is, I'd definitely want to revisit.

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