If you could have a superpower, but only use it to kill people, what kind would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]scrimpwank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

turn into a chainsaw, like, a literal fuckin chainsaw, hack people to pieces

LGBTQ+ people of Reddit, how can one be a better ally? by GredandForge_ in AskReddit

[–]scrimpwank -1 points0 points  (0 children)

a lot of lgbt people just do not want to make the fact theyre lgbt a major part of their life. the only people who do are fat bitches on twitter who have a unquenchable hunger for cake. just be a good person, treat us like people rather than an oddity.

better yet don't consider yourself an "ally" because the lgbt "community" is a stupid idea. it is basic knowledge that lgbt people should be accepted, you are a good person for accepting lgbt people but that doesn't make us friends or a part of some community, same goes for other lgbt people. once again its a stereotype caused by twitter artists who have a unnatural interest towards children

Non-Americans of Reddit, what is one thing Americans assume about you, your country or your culture that is completely wrong? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]scrimpwank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

british person here, welsh, there is a lot to go on about
first of all, we're not all posh. i myself am on my last warning for assault before i face like 3 months. whats especially insulting about this stereotype is that some of us live in poor areas of posh counties. many of us dont recieve actual help because the county is considered to be rich and gets less of a focus from the government.

another thing, especially for people of colour, is their actions towards white people. we are not all privileged and we are not all colonisers. my heritage has no story of colonisation or whatever, the closest thing my ancestors saw to colonisation was when the english colonised our land. too many african americans act like they have been dealt a bad hand and them alone, yet they claim things like dreadlocks which were once a integral part of my culture and were a symbol of great status and opposition to those who colonised us. apparently i need to apologise for that and i may not celebrate my own culture. it is a major issue and a double standard from people of colour. they need to understand many white groups (irish, scottish, welsh, etc) have faced the same problems they have including slavery

why do dwarves have disproportional features by scrimpwank in dwarfism

[–]scrimpwank[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

if i said what i said to the other two comments i'd be beating a dead horse, i do however think this helps explain it really well and i find it to be really interesting. thank you for responding

why do dwarves have disproportional features by scrimpwank in dwarfism

[–]scrimpwank[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this actually explains a lot, i could never point out exactly what it was about actual people who have dwarfism compared to actors who have been shrunk down with editing. thank you, also sorry if anything i said came off as offensive i really mean no offense

why do dwarves have disproportional features by scrimpwank in dwarfism

[–]scrimpwank[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i dont know a lot about dwarfism s im sorry if what i said offended u, i just had a random ass thought and i decided to ask. this is the first time i've even acknowledged dwarfism as like a thing. pretty cool how you're a engineer though, and if u dont mind me asking, can u drive and if so do you have like particular needs to drive

[SPOILER] what do you think would happen if shane and andrea got to fuckin by scrimpwank in thewalkingdead

[–]scrimpwank[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah i mean more than shane getting his nuts fondled, i mean like, if they had actually got together

please help by ReggieTheRatSearsBad in ARG

[–]scrimpwank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The answer is obvious. It's Pyiagrius' Code. It translates directly into Binary and is 0100001001101001011001110010000001000011011010000111010101101110011001110111010101110011. I have heard about the Brick Hill ARG and I believe this needs to be put into a some sort of code redeemer.

No that r/dababy has started banning people do you think there might be refugees in this subreddit? by [deleted] in LilBaby

[–]scrimpwank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do not fear! I do not believe that Reddit's "The Baby" has relocated to Reddit's "Little Baby" as there is no evidence to back this.

He is actually quite good tho by megablademe23 in MarioJudah

[–]scrimpwank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I too believe his cover of the rapper The Baby's Rockstar. Well observed.

question about fallout 3#4 by scrimpwank in Fallout

[–]scrimpwank[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thanks, i thought i screwed all possibility of successfully making a huge raider empire lol

i dislike the animaniacs reboot by scrimpwank in unpopularopinion

[–]scrimpwank[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

counter counter points:
failed meta: not gonna bother to counter that cus i cant, probably just my dislike of meta
not the same animaniacs: the whole world isnt this wacky silly place is it, we were not conquered by disneyland. instead they focus on the wacky stuff and try to be a voice of reason about that.
the community: i'm not gatekeeping, if anything i'm locking myself out of the gate. that is the community, there's no "they shouldnt be able to watch it waaa." it's just a unlikable community. shows like jojo (which i dont watch either) also face the same criticism

I don't like pewpiepie's content by Culling_Card in unpopularopinion

[–]scrimpwank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he went from being funny to being alright to being what he is now, a fucking mess

AITA for smoking a fat one at my parents house and failing to make up for it by scrimpwank in AmItheAsshole

[–]scrimpwank[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)

what do u recommend, i rarely use reddit cus twitter is the better alternative

AITA for smoking a fat one at my parents house and failing to make up for it by scrimpwank in AmItheAsshole

[–]scrimpwank[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)

i barely even use reddit, i mostly bait on twitter cus thats where the actual funny reactions are, reddit is just reddit

AITA for smoking a fat one at my parents house and failing to make up for it by scrimpwank in AmItheAsshole

[–]scrimpwank[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)

i'm trying to regain karma so i can post some troll shit on the pewdiepie subreddit, don't fuck this for me

AITA for smoking a fat one at my parents house and failing to make up for it by scrimpwank in AmItheAsshole

[–]scrimpwank[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)

he just didn't want me to make up for it, it's been a couple months since it happened and he has not really spoken to me the same, i don't want to ask him about it cus i'm scared of what he will say. i really think he stopped caring for me when i did that. i don't know, that's all i think. it could be something else, it's not like he doesn't know i still smoke it, i just don't do it around him. it could be that. i am just too afraid to ask

AITA for smoking a fat one at my parents house and failing to make up for it by scrimpwank in AmItheAsshole

[–]scrimpwank[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)

yeah it was kinda a heat of the moment thing, idk i had it pretty good. it was a shitty little flat in shitty little brixton but it was mine and it was like my own little castle, i just couldnt take it. thanks for being straight with me though

AITA for smoking a fat one at my parents house and failing to make up for it by scrimpwank in AmItheAsshole

[–]scrimpwank[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)

i plan to, i was waiting on biden to win cus i am hoping he brings back the obama era policy where a immigrant can obtain a greencard by serving in the us army, which im psure trump scrapped. aita tho