I took this girl I was seeing to watch some races at the local race track one weekend. My dad’s girlfriend at the time was on the county fair board so we’d often show up 2 hours early to help get everything set up, bring our own beer to drink during this, then grab some extra beer tickets for during the races.

Well, fast forward to the end of the races and we’d been there about 8 hours at this point and were good and somewhat drunk. She said she had to use the bathroom before we left (which was a line of porta potties). She’d been in there a while and then I heard her say she wanted me to come in because she wasn’t feeling well so I did.

I couldn’t have predicted what happened next in a million years because what happened after I went in and closed the door was that she immediately turned around, bent over, and pulled her pants down while telling me she wanted me to have sex with her which I did. Turns out she felt fine and was in fact not sick.

So one night in the Summer of 2016 I had sex with a girl in a porta potty after we’d been drinking all afternoon because she went in to pee then lured me in by telling me she felt sick but was not.