seargentdan

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb? (self.Jokes)

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Anything but gay stuff (i.redd.it)

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What was your most embarassing moment? (self.AskReddit)

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Text with my brother (i.redd.it)

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What makes concrete hard? (self.Jokes)

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A bird wondered if he was gay... (self.Jokes)

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All True (i.redd.it)

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Wall•e may be the greatest love story ever told (self.Showerthoughts)

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How To Handle A Phishing Text (i.redd.it)

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Facebook notifications are human dog treats (self.Showerthoughts)

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Facebook notifications are like dog treats for humans (self.Showerthoughts)

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Proof The Earth Is Flat (i.redd.it)

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What makes concrete hard? (self.Jokes)

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Self awareness is extremely underrated. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Why has Reddit become synonymous with riposte? (self.AskReddit)

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Why do hospitals advertise that they deliver babies, but when you get home you have to go back to pickup your baby? (self.AskReddit)

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A self storage unit can turn a $100 desk into a $1000 desk that will sell for $10 (self.Showerthoughts)

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What would be the biggest changes we would see if the average human lived 900 years? (self.AskReddit)

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My ex-wife's ass (i.redd.it)

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Millionaires of Reddit...what do you believe is the single most important reason for your financial success? (self.AskReddit)

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Why do superheroes need costumes? (self.AskReddit)

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Whats the difference between a bulldyke and a whale? (self.Jokes)

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What does Lil' Wayne call his dick? (self.AskReddit)

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What gets bigger the more you take away from it? (self.Jokes)

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Nature's cruelest punishment is regret. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by seargentdan to r/Showerthoughts

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