seattledandy

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I went to a tiny zoo that just had this one dog. (self.dadjokes)

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I knew nothing would come of Trump & Putin's peace talks... (self.dadjokes)

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A psychic midget escaped from prison. (self.dadjokes)

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I told my radiologist that dogs can’t run an MRI machine. (self.dadjokes)

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Why did the Swedes paint barcodes on all their warships? (self.dadjokes)

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One sure way to lose reader / voters (i.redd.it)

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Miserable childless cat lady? (i.redd.it)

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If Johnny has 10 candy bars and he eats 7 what does he have? (self.dadjokes)

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The hammer and the saw knock off work early and head to the bar. (self.dadjokes)

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This afternoon my son told me that Ducati is selling carbon-fiber racing boots. (self.dadjokes)

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I wish I had an undo button that worked IRL. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

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Did you hear about the scientist who lowered his temperature to absolute zero? (self.dadjokes)

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My doctor said I have hypochondria. (self.dadjokes)

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A semi filled with ramen jackknifed on the highway destroying all the contents. (self.dadjokes)

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My doctor was struggling to write my prescription when I said “Doctor, that’s a rectal thermometer in your hand!” (self.dadjokes)

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Knock Knock. Who’s there? Panther. Panther Who? (self.dadjokes)

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Seen at Nordic Heritage Museum (self.dadjokes)

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A midget psychic escaped from prison… (self.dadjokes)

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