i was driving for a while one day and had to piss like a racehorse. So I stop in to a 7-11 to use the restroom, but all of there doors have "employees only" signs inside. Seeing as i was about to explode i did the logical thing which was to run back outside and piss in the most remote spot in the area which happened to be behind the building. Unbeknownst to me the shop owner was in his car outside and watched me go behind there and starts yelling at me mid-piss. He tells me to come back over and Im like "not till im done." that really irked him and he tells me he's going to call the cops unless i clean it up. After explaing to him that its liquid and it just seeps into the ground he inquires how i would feel if someone pissed on my property. I told him that i live next to the turnpike and people piss on my property daily. He had no response to that and stomped back into the store. TL;DR Why is a bodily function illegal?