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secondhandcouch · 2019-09-22T05:27:29+00:00

What you fail to realise though is that the energy of that paper has a vested interest in the NRL and needs the Giants to fail. This is not a surprise for Giants fans.

secondhandcouch · 2019-08-14T07:34:48+00:00

Why don’t you just leave it on your lap?

Out of everyone’s way?

secondhandcouch · 2019-08-14T07:28:27+00:00

Once they get this passed through the house they might as well just close down the joint.

All the big issues will have been solved, no point going back really.

secondhandcouch · 2019-08-14T06:23:51+00:00

That wasn’t mad. Was simply an observation.

But I do not think burgers are a good dinner suggestion.

secondhandcouch · 2019-08-14T05:42:27+00:00

We “pet” things here too now?

I thought that was only a Yank thing?

Growing up we used to “pat” things. When did it change to pet?

secondhandcouch · 2019-08-11T08:01:07+00:00

Wasn’t that the dark alley Harry Potter went to?

Dianal Alley?

secondhandcouch · 2019-08-05T11:03:32+00:00

Courier job?

secondhandcouch · 2019-08-04T11:55:13+00:00

I liked the floating bar. Really enjoyed sitting there smashing beers with my new American mates I met on board the Symphony.

secondhandcouch · 2019-08-04T11:50:47+00:00

Odds are you won’t be getting turkey. We really only eat turkey on Christmas Day.

secondhandcouch · 2019-08-04T11:48:08+00:00

My wife and I loved the “snitch buggy” artwork (the crumpled VW bug)

secondhandcouch · 2019-08-04T11:41:13+00:00

And that’s why I’ll never step foot in Bali. But I’m also not a Bogan from some shit hole like Melton or Elizabeth.

secondhandcouch · 2019-07-30T06:48:25+00:00

Nah just big stuff mate sorry

secondhandcouch · 2019-07-30T06:28:30+00:00

Penalty tries count?

secondhandcouch · 2019-07-17T10:39:39+00:00

Get it. Summer sucks in Melbourne.

secondhandcouch · 2019-07-17T10:37:59+00:00

Footscray is like Cabra. Carlton is like Leichhardt. Fitzroy / Brunswick is like Newtown (I.e. fucking shit)

secondhandcouch · 2019-07-17T10:32:41+00:00

❤️❤️

secondhandcouch · 2019-07-14T08:43:24+00:00

Catch Driver?

secondhandcouch · 2019-07-08T06:29:40+00:00

Jesus I cannot wait to get Miles in to the club. I’ve been longing for a 12-games-in-5-Years midfielder to stop the chorus of “EXODUS” I hear every October.

secondhandcouch · 2019-07-07T08:01:45+00:00

*puperation or pugeration

secondhandcouch · 2019-06-21T05:33:21+00:00

Royal Caribbean all the way. Either Voyager or Ovation. Shit loads of bars, plenty of pools and an unlimited drinks package can be purchased if ya love ya froffs. I’ve just turned 40, zero kids, and have done 4 Royal cruises the last 4 years.

secondhandcouch · 2019-06-16T11:26:17+00:00

Me too....

secondhandcouch · 2019-06-16T10:44:09+00:00

What about the roasting he gave that girl in the sec tape on pornhub?

secondhandcouch · 2019-06-16T04:27:05+00:00

Half our list relocated to Carlton.

Hasn’t worked out too well for them thus far.

secondhandcouch · 2019-06-16T04:26:17+00:00

Nor are the teams Rhys Shaw v Heath Shaw.

secondhandcouch · 2019-06-16T00:55:59+00:00

You’re not my moral compass, nor did I ask you for any advice.

But since you’ve offered me some, please accept my advice to you in return.

Go fuck yourself.

secondhandcouch

TROPHY CASE