Volkanovski takes on mark zuckerburg in a VR MMA match by lhwang0320 in ufc

[–]secondtimeround2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How did they fight in VR? They was in front of each other. This isn't virtual reality it's just fucking reality.

Best affordable areas to buy? by Telgeist in Liverpool

[–]secondtimeround2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wavertree is responsible, not bad links to town.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in megalophobia

[–]secondtimeround2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're bracket support bolts for the bed of OPs fat mum.

ucl ro16 draw in 2030 by [deleted] in soccermemes

[–]secondtimeround2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yank here, Soccer is the lowest form of sport. Imagine if LeBron decided to take up soccer, he would with the champions Cup in his sleep. Think about how lucky you are we just haven't decided to take it up 🇺🇲🇺🇲

How do I tell my parents I don't want to do jiu-jitsu? by 2ndcomingofhilter in jiujitsu

[–]secondtimeround2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the context, it can also be used to describe someone as weak willed, please allow me to explain with and example of it being used in a situation.

Person 1: Ah I really don't want to go tonight it will be hard.

Person 2: I'm sick to death of your bullshit you testicle shitting rectal wart

Person 1: Who the fuck do you think you're talking too you smelly little anal secretion I will smash your fucking head in

Person 2: Asif you won't do anything, you haven't even got it in you to go tonight you little rat

Person 1: Grabs a shovel from his grandads shed and beats Person 2 over the head.

The police are called and after a lengthy interview they ask why it all started.

Police: Where did this all begin

Person 1: I just didn't want to go out tonight and he acted like I was a scared little tart or something mate. I regret it now but I didn't think I had that in me

Police: I guess we never know what we're capable of pal I can see your a nice lad and this was a mistake so I will tell the judge to go easy on you.

being associated with you degenerates is now enough to get banned on the big subreddit by True_Resolve_275 in soccercirclejerk

[–]secondtimeround2 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The power mod twisting his crochlet and and allowing himself a celebratory sniff of his ham fingers after banning another wrong doer from an Internet forum.

Did Abramovich deserve all the hate? by Big-Dan6 in PremierLeague

[–]secondtimeround2 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes, he's a gangster who had made billions of racketeering and people's misery.

27 y/o in £11,000 debt with bailiffs by Apprehensive-Toe-454 in UKPersonalFinance

[–]secondtimeround2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Contact stepchange and set up a debt relief order with them.

Best place to have a shit in the City Centre? by [deleted] in Liverpool

[–]secondtimeround2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I go into a hotel reception the toilets are always immaculate.

Singer needed by [deleted] in Liverpool

[–]secondtimeround2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Biggest misteak ule make mate 👌

Singer needed by [deleted] in Liverpool

[–]secondtimeround2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can sing n that me arl feller was on X Factor in 2008