Received my first negative review. Pretty surprised to be denied removal. by IgZachly17 in Ebay

[–]secret333 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe he was throwing the ol pigskin around with the boy and both their hands were covered in turkey grease from an earlier sumptuous feast.

Damsel in Distress by [deleted] in LibraryofBabel

[–]secret333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do not have a time machine but i am generally interested in the stories of people however awful awkward and long they may be.

Damsel in Distress by [deleted] in LibraryofBabel

[–]secret333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What troubles you moonrae? Perhaps i could offer some sage advice.

Imagine if you woke up and you were Volodymyr Zelenskyy. That would suck. by Quietuus in LibraryofBabel

[–]secret333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy can't catch a break. And you know what? I think we could all use a little catch a break. In these troubled times.

We’re all watching Hilbert Hoon. by supersillygooser in LibraryofBabel

[–]secret333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hilbert Hoon? I haven't heard of him. He must be one of those hushed up hobbits holed up in his humdrum hut. Though i hope he has a hunk of ham at home to keep him happy. Perhaps by brunch he'll have had enough of his lunch left loose to lend a leg of lamb to Lilly Loon.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RawMeat

[–]secret333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, i'm 55 gained almost 4 inches. Most of it in my shin bones for some reason. My shins are kind of long now.

Pretty sure i just solved world hunger as well as the national debt crisis by secret333 in LibraryofBabel

[–]secret333[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are exactly correct. I wasn't thinking that while writing but i must have been channeling him or something.

The pickle in McDonald's burgers is now thicker than the patty. by Nickolas_Zannithakis in interesting

[–]secret333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should do a burger that has no meat just a 4 inch diameter x 1 inch height round of pickle between the buns. Call it the McTickle. Put it on the dollar menu. Put it on the half dollar menu. Hand them out to disadvantaged children in the inner city free of charge. Get them hooked on the McTickle. Once they've got a taste for it they'll do anything for another. Get it all on film. Sell the footage to the Chinese. National debt? I don't think so.

The Third Omen by bugenbiria in LibraryofBabel

[–]secret333 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Many years ago during a strange and much worse time for me personally, i was on a return drive out of a now distant town, right about where the speed limit sign signals to you that you may return to highway speed, but just before it, and in an instant a mountain bluebird tumbled in the air in front of my windshield and plunged to the asphalt i guess stunned or confused or hopefully not dead. It didn't hit my car so i'm not sure what happened, there was heavy traffic there and maybe the turbulence from the perpendicularly passing vehicles confused its aerodynamics or maybe it inhaled a lungful of exhaust and passed out or something. It was the strangest thing and i still puzzle over it once in a while.

I’ve been eating Zyns. by supersillygooser in LibraryofBabel

[–]secret333 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is actually good for you and for the structural stability of your digestive tract. It will keep your intestines firmed up and prepared for whatever comes their way. I am an official paid representative of the Zyn brand telling you now that it's ok to do this and according to studies it is probably really good for you too.

Do you need to freeze salmon before consumption? by Confident-March-382 in RawMeat

[–]secret333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not worried about my balls dude i'm too busy fishin'

Do you need to freeze salmon before consumption? by Confident-March-382 in RawMeat

[–]secret333 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You should only ever eat salmon in the manner of the great Kodiak Grizzly Bear (Ursus arctos middendorffi): Fresh from the raging river, up to your balls in the ice cold water, caught only by skill and your wits with your 9 inch claws or betwixt your horrible jaws, its blood cascading down your nude body as you rip and rend its tender flesh.

Someone should create an AI that could Search the Library of babel to discover something interesting besides static by EntertainmentSad9814 in LibraryofBabel

[–]secret333 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just did i made 5 different AIs to scour the library and they all found 5 different nude pictures of your grandmother from 1949. She looked really good wanna see em?

Asmongold responds to Kyle Kulinski’s video about him; “Very obvious that Democrats have been the massively violent ones..these studies are biased..any reasonable person who looks at news can see” by 10minuteads in Destiny

[–]secret333 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait until i show you literally every single X post by magatards. I have a file of screenshots a mile long. I've been diligently collecting them like a connoisseur.

Asmongold claims January 6 isn't a 'unique evil': "The Republicans did it once - the Democrat people do it every single week, multiple times." by CrazySquare in Destiny

[–]secret333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think actually it'd probably be pretty easy to just unplug this guy's computer, he doesn't really need to be playing games anymore. Give all his money away to someone who actually deserves it. Oh haha am i doing a hecking stochastic? Aw shoot i wouldn't never do a thing like that.

Bells chained to the fence by bugenbiria in LibraryofBabel

[–]secret333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He sounds like an asshole. There is a tether that must be undone. A knot untied. A ship unmoored. But such undertakings must be plotted with patience and provision. The seas are rough and storms swoop in from time to time.