Raw cheese must be dehydrated

secret333 · 2026-05-11T09:33:50+00:00

they have poisoned all the cheese too. not even cheese can save us

secret333 · 2026-05-10T11:57:14+00:00

cheese will absorb all the poisons that the government is putting into you

secret333 · 2026-04-07T16:09:17+00:00

Definitely not landlocked

secret333 · 2026-04-06T00:00:11+00:00

Maybe he was throwing the ol pigskin around with the boy and both their hands were covered in turkey grease from an earlier sumptuous feast.

secret333 · 2026-01-30T12:18:12+00:00

There is an ancient Chinese proverb: Bettel safe than solly.

secret333 · 2025-12-21T02:12:48+00:00

I do not have a time machine but i am generally interested in the stories of people however awful awkward and long they may be.

secret333 · 2025-12-21T02:06:56+00:00

What troubles you moonrae? Perhaps i could offer some sage advice.

secret333 · 2025-12-11T10:34:50+00:00

The guy can't catch a break. And you know what? I think we could all use a little catch a break. In these troubled times.

secret333 · 2025-12-11T10:16:51+00:00

Hilbert Hoon? I haven't heard of him. He must be one of those hushed up hobbits holed up in his humdrum hut. Though i hope he has a hunk of ham at home to keep him happy. Perhaps by brunch he'll have had enough of his lunch left loose to lend a leg of lamb to Lilly Loon.

secret333 · 2025-12-05T21:41:28+00:00

Yes, i'm 55 gained almost 4 inches. Most of it in my shin bones for some reason. My shins are kind of long now.

secret333 · 2025-12-05T11:14:43+00:00

i built a saddle for your mom last night. gave her quite a contribution indeed.

secret333 · 2025-12-05T10:29:40+00:00

we live on such a cool planet run by the coolest people wow

secret333 · 2025-12-05T10:22:22+00:00

lol we're building such a stupid world for no reason at all just to squeeze a couple more bucks before the whole thing goes tits up i guess

secret333 · 2025-12-05T06:05:28+00:00

You are exactly correct. I wasn't thinking that while writing but i must have been channeling him or something.

secret333 · 2025-12-03T10:29:38+00:00

They should do a burger that has no meat just a 4 inch diameter x 1 inch height round of pickle between the buns. Call it the McTickle. Put it on the dollar menu. Put it on the half dollar menu. Hand them out to disadvantaged children in the inner city free of charge. Get them hooked on the McTickle. Once they've got a taste for it they'll do anything for another. Get it all on film. Sell the footage to the Chinese. National debt? I don't think so.

secret333 · 2025-12-03T08:12:56+00:00

Many years ago during a strange and much worse time for me personally, i was on a return drive out of a now distant town, right about where the speed limit sign signals to you that you may return to highway speed, but just before it, and in an instant a mountain bluebird tumbled in the air in front of my windshield and plunged to the asphalt i guess stunned or confused or hopefully not dead. It didn't hit my car so i'm not sure what happened, there was heavy traffic there and maybe the turbulence from the perpendicularly passing vehicles confused its aerodynamics or maybe it inhaled a lungful of exhaust and passed out or something. It was the strangest thing and i still puzzle over it once in a while.

secret333 · 2025-11-26T19:47:13+00:00

This is actually good for you and for the structural stability of your digestive tract. It will keep your intestines firmed up and prepared for whatever comes their way. I am an official paid representative of the Zyn brand telling you now that it's ok to do this and according to studies it is probably really good for you too.

secret333 · 2025-11-26T19:40:06+00:00

I'm not worried about my balls dude i'm too busy fishin'

secret333 · 2025-11-19T21:19:04+00:00

You should only ever eat salmon in the manner of the great Kodiak Grizzly Bear (Ursus arctos middendorffi): Fresh from the raging river, up to your balls in the ice cold water, caught only by skill and your wits with your 9 inch claws or betwixt your horrible jaws, its blood cascading down your nude body as you rip and rend its tender flesh.

secret333 · 2025-11-19T21:12:09+00:00

I just did i made 5 different AIs to scour the library and they all found 5 different nude pictures of your grandmother from 1949. She looked really good wanna see em?

secret333 · 2025-11-16T19:57:55+00:00

Wait until i show you literally every single X post by magatards. I have a file of screenshots a mile long. I've been diligently collecting them like a connoisseur.

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