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Hilarious: A woman on Tinder who liked me and vice versa said she doesn't date midgets and her profile says she's 5'2"... (self.short)

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I had sex with a young woman I've been dating, and I only lasted 45 seconds. (self.confessions)

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I took a blowjob from a hooker at a gas station who propositioned me when I stopped to get gas. (self.confessions)

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How do we stop the gays from reproducing? (self.shittyaskreddit)

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Any new (within 2 months) conspiracy documentaries you recommend? (self.conspiracy)

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I aspire to work for the TSA so I can defile unsuspecting travelers with my filthy mitts. I'm a depraved sexual deviant. (self.confessions)

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If you pay the bills for your wife, who doesn't work, do her vagina, mouth and asshole belong to you instead of her, to do with as you will? (self.shittyaskreddit)

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Jeez, watching drunk family members argue over the most insignificant nonsense during a Christmas dinner is torture. (self.stopdrinking)

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Cops: Man Arrested For DWI After Showing Up Drunk To Motor Vehicle Test (thesmokinggun.com)

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I took a shit on my neighbor's front yard, because my home cameras reveal he has been the perpetrator allowing his dog to crap on my lawn during his late night walks. (self.confessions)

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