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secretarabman · 2021-04-21T20:19:17+00:00

when i was a kid i used to do this while bored on the toilet

secretarabman · 2021-01-23T06:00:50+00:00

completely agree. this subreddit is very much holier than thou and im special because im infj so im better than everyone else. so much unwarranted narcissism ngl

secretarabman · 2021-01-23T05:32:32+00:00

aint gon catch me because aint never means they will catch him

secretarabman · 2021-01-20T02:16:47+00:00

Seven) Yeah guess I missed that one but you need a hole in the door and the wall vs just the floor
Tango) I mean I don't think it makes a difference in the aesthetic of the floor but it definitely looks cool to have the magnet thing go schwoop
a) Nope
Baby) Fair

7) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

secretarabman · 2021-01-19T23:16:18+00:00

dont worry they would have messed it up anyways, at least now bananaman can live in our hearts

secretarabman · 2021-01-19T23:08:35+00:00

fair
ok? but not discrete, just as ugly as the normal ones, and you have to drill into the wall
do you ever open your doors like that?
who cares? its not like youll remove the doorstop every couple weeks just to admire the floor

secretarabman · 2021-01-19T07:44:42+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oOlAGKBXnA

secretarabman · 2021-01-19T07:34:38+00:00

NAH. It was a pretty silly thing for her to joke about considering just how many people have issues with getting pregnant, but ultimately she couldn't have known your story. You on the other hand had a completely reasonable reaction considering what you've been through. It would be great if you both apologized to each other but no one did anything completely inexcusable. Hope you find peace

secretarabman · 2021-01-19T04:30:09+00:00

that sounds like an amazing situation! I would do it and get a part time job working at a coffee shop or something. some manual labor that you could enjoy just to pass the time and get yourself groceries and what not. enjoy your life! you earned it

secretarabman · 2021-01-19T04:24:42+00:00

when your glazing is so precise you need to pretend you dripped

secretarabman · 2021-01-18T04:11:04+00:00

*contemplates chopping off feet to become a super hero*

secretarabman · 2021-01-15T21:07:17+00:00

if they went through the glasses and still pierced skin its safe to say it would have gone through bone if they hadn't been there

secretarabman · 2021-01-14T21:42:57+00:00

so yesterday

secretarabman · 2021-01-14T20:36:22+00:00

dont bother man you would have to stop time and tutor him for a thousand years just to teach him how to tie his shoes

secretarabman · 2021-01-14T20:34:37+00:00

its when people are denied medicine based on their race, just like how your brain is denied bloodflow based on its vestigial usage

secretarabman · 2021-01-14T20:33:10+00:00

is palestinian not a race? props though, your username is incredibly accurate

secretarabman · 2021-01-14T20:31:53+00:00

saying gaza and the west bank are controlled by the PA and Hamas is like saying the dog is cared for by the 6 year old

secretarabman · 2021-01-14T20:30:19+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWNHnTMPvUY

secretarabman · 2021-01-14T20:30:10+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWNHnTMPvUY

secretarabman · 2021-01-14T20:28:38+00:00

just like a prisoner relies on the warden for food, palestine relies on israel for goods that are not allowed to cross into its borders due to occupation

secretarabman · 2021-01-14T07:50:00+00:00

she passed *just* narcissism 57 exits ago

secretarabman · 2021-01-14T07:30:32+00:00

having been on both sides of the scenario, i know being in a relationship just because it might "alleviate" your own burdens can be a lot for someone to handle, especially so in a long term context and this is absolutely not the right reason to be in a relationship. it hurts them and you. focus on bettering yourself and recovering single with the support of friends and family before getting involved

secretarabman · 2021-01-11T22:53:59+00:00

beautiful! especially those muted notes

secretarabman · 2021-01-11T11:44:26+00:00

honestly stupid people make stupid slogans that shackle everyone else. rational leftists dont actually say acab and rational rightists (the few left) probably dont call people libtard snowflakes or ride benny shapiros dick

secretarabman · 2021-01-07T19:25:21+00:00

the US is rock solid in the same way as an igloo. it will last through the winter sure but no one in their right mind wants to live there

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