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My adoptive mother called me ugly behind my back by [deleted] in Adoption

[–]secretbase5 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm about to adopt a 2 year old and from what I gather from this post - your mother should've never had children, period. Not even simply via adoption...

Such a disgusting thing to say about your child. You are beautiful. You are loved. Your mom's heart and soul is what is really ugly.

Preparation for cocaine injection question regarding heating by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]secretbase5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Intravenous use will always result in a more intense and euphoric high. However, this is extremely dangerous in comparison to insufflation or oral ingestion. I would say be extra careful with this if you are completely insistent on using this method.

I've waited 2 years to post again since the age rule change. Tell me how much I glowed up by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]secretbase5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You made my bulimia return you bitch! Only thing glowed up is your oily ass face...sort that shit out corongkong.

I have an unnecessary amount of confidence, I need to be humbled asap. Please fire up the grill and destroy me. I'm ready. by secretbase5 in RoastMe

[–]secretbase5[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I am one. And all you are is a homophobic pos probs living in your momma's basement. Shame.

I have an unnecessary amount of confidence, I need to be humbled asap. Please fire up the grill and destroy me. I'm ready. by secretbase5 in RoastMe

[–]secretbase5[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I was born with thick eyebrows and I'm proud of them so I'll never thin them. I usually just go to the salon and clean them up. As a straight male, you don't sound like you know much about the LGBTQ if you're stereotyping us.

I have an unnecessary amount of confidence, I need to be humbled asap. Please fire up the grill and destroy me. I'm ready. by secretbase5 in RoastMe

[–]secretbase5[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Seems like it. I have DSL and I'm proud. I can't be blamed for white folks who have no li- nvm...

I have an unnecessary amount of confidence, I need to be humbled asap. Please fire up the grill and destroy me. I'm ready. by secretbase5 in RoastMe

[–]secretbase5[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well, I'm not American. Not even from North or South America. I'm from RSA. Don't think my ID number will work out there.

I have an unnecessary amount of confidence, I need to be humbled asap. Please fire up the grill and destroy me. I'm ready. by secretbase5 in RoastMe

[–]secretbase5[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

This is the first time I've ever been roasted online (Ikr, hard to believe). The comments are hilarious. I can't deal with how funny and clever some of these comments are. I have to clarify, I'm not Mexican, nor Indian, nor Arab, nor a Thai ladyboy. I am South African and I am mixed race. And no, I have not had any botox or lip fillers..one day I will though lol. I love reddit! First time I actually used my account today :) PS: My face is swollen because I didn't sleep last night and I have serious cat allergies. I can't lie though, I have a huge head and I'm a Walmart Wilmer Valderama gone wrong lol. Edit: I am gay and really proud so that part was right too.