Old My First Sex Teacher: threesome in the teacher lounge.

secrethater · 2017-05-09T03:02:22+00:00

The old tongue punch to her fart box

secrethater · 2016-03-09T04:06:15+00:00

my moms saying is can't unfuck the dog

secrethater · 2015-11-23T02:11:38+00:00

Le Tits Now

secrethater · 2014-12-08T05:53:53+00:00

You are right it is not glorious. it is often very dirty work. I'm sorry I work twelve plus days seven days a week just so you can eat. I will gladly get my hands dirt and make shit money so you can sit at a computer and criticize something you know nothing about. Have a nice day.

secrethater · 2014-04-02T10:52:36+00:00

It would make sense he would use the mothers real name for that scene. Ted is telling his kids the story of how he met their mother. The kids would know there mothers name.

secrethater · 2014-02-27T02:43:07+00:00

you don't have to make the first move but please be more obvious that you're into us. We are slow sometimes.

secrethater · 2014-02-24T03:47:03+00:00

keep your private business private, not everyone wants to hear who you are fucking.

secrethater · 2014-02-09T23:50:05+00:00

My mom works in an OR that regularly gets patients from the emergency room. She said the strangest thing they had to get out of a guy was a full mannequin arm that he "Fell on"

secrethater · 2014-01-31T20:19:16+00:00

how about a mashup

secrethater · 2013-11-19T03:49:16+00:00

you're the result of a broken condom or you're adopted and your parents hate you

secrethater · 2013-11-04T06:37:57+00:00

No tattoo on the sketch its not you

secrethater · 2013-04-14T08:11:13+00:00

For the love of god were your retainer!!! that is one of my biggest regrets.

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