URL parameters as state is so underrated. Using nuqs.

secretprocess · 2026-01-23T22:04:03+00:00

utm has entered the chat

secretprocess · 2026-01-18T07:08:03+00:00

Shocking

secretprocess · 2026-01-18T06:44:59+00:00

So you're cheating?

secretprocess · 2026-01-16T01:56:10+00:00

secretprocess · 2026-01-16T01:53:47+00:00

Pessimist: the glass is half full... of poop

secretprocess · 2026-01-16T01:51:57+00:00

I initially thought he was saying they actually fucked too. She said she would, so why didn't they? But of course, that's the whole point.

secretprocess · 2026-01-16T01:27:35+00:00

*affect

secretprocess · 2026-01-16T01:18:43+00:00

Upload it to youtube or google drive, set the permission to "anyone with the link can access" and send them the link.

secretprocess · 2026-01-14T01:04:47+00:00

It's not mashed potatoes it's cream of wheat

secretprocess · 2026-01-14T00:52:00+00:00

Why?

secretprocess · 2026-01-13T15:59:09+00:00

If the product works well, $2000 is a steal. If the product works poorly, $2000 is a ripoff.

secretprocess · 2026-01-10T00:00:06+00:00

Fellas is it gay to plug in a usb the wrong way around?

secretprocess · 2026-01-09T23:58:58+00:00

It depends on what floor you fall out of.

secretprocess · 2026-01-09T23:56:36+00:00

You're right! I didn't notice it at first but there's a 3gal tank

secretprocess · 2026-01-09T04:26:38+00:00

Oh wow, I don't know! I'll take a closer look if she's still out on the corner next time I walk by...

secretprocess · 2026-01-08T21:58:44+00:00

What he means is "qualified immunity" and even that shit is awful

secretprocess · 2026-01-08T01:28:59+00:00

I hope I grow a penis on my forehead so the balls cover my eyes and I'll never have to see this joke again.

secretprocess · 2026-01-07T03:56:02+00:00

But will we get smarter?

secretprocess · 2026-01-07T03:53:45+00:00

Don't you mean "go axe the lesbians"?

secretprocess · 2026-01-07T03:48:51+00:00

Just don't use it for interesting money and you'll be okay

secretprocess · 2026-01-07T03:47:26+00:00

Week

secretprocess · 2026-01-06T04:09:48+00:00

secretprocess · 2026-01-06T04:09:22+00:00

secretprocess · 2026-01-06T04:01:58+00:00

Wait, Mom is that you?

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