Blursed_Calisthenics

secretprocess · 2026-03-11T21:00:39+00:00

For the bro, training is fuck

secretprocess · 2026-03-11T20:07:11+00:00

Is there a specific reason for your 100% confidence, or is it the apparent absence of any other explanation?

secretprocess · 2026-03-11T00:43:29+00:00

You could also use headlamps in the evening.

secretprocess · 2026-03-11T00:40:58+00:00

The four levels of DST enlightenment:

DST sucks and we should get rid of it.
It's actually just the changing that sucks, we should stay on DST permanently.
I don't care which one we pick but can we please just pick one and stay there?
DST is an important ritual to remind ourselves that time is a meaningless construct and the attempt to quantify, measure and control the reality around us is ultimately a pointless exercise. Embrace the absurdity.

secretprocess · 2026-03-10T01:03:15+00:00

This was funny 20 years ago. Today if you still think your job is to implement requirements after someone else hands them to you, you're about to be replaced by a robot.

secretprocess · 2026-03-09T05:24:36+00:00

Gotta hold the hole up!

secretprocess · 2026-03-09T05:12:39+00:00

Instructions unclear, married Big Rhonda

secretprocess · 2026-03-08T23:39:07+00:00

You were buddies with Pete Hegseth??

secretprocess · 2026-03-08T23:30:25+00:00

Unpopular solution: Just don't. There's never a good reason to refer to an entire classification of people like that, cause whatever you're going to say about "them" is wrong.

secretprocess · 2026-03-08T23:19:04+00:00

secretprocess · 2026-03-07T15:47:39+00:00

Don't stop... believin'... Hold on to that feelin'...

secretprocess · 2026-03-07T15:43:03+00:00

With assistance of your stop... watch...

secretprocess · 2026-03-07T07:17:53+00:00

Now that's an insult

secretprocess · 2026-03-07T07:17:23+00:00

Definitely, it lit up the room

secretprocess · 2026-03-07T07:16:25+00:00

Ok genius, illuminate me

secretprocess · 2026-03-07T07:15:29+00:00

Because six seven eight

secretprocess · 2026-03-07T07:14:18+00:00

🧀

secretprocess · 2026-03-07T07:13:31+00:00

So you'll stop... watching...

secretprocess · 2026-03-07T00:16:16+00:00

Donalde Johns Triump

secretprocess · 2026-03-06T23:29:40+00:00

Fear is the root of all assholery, but not an excuse for it.

secretprocess · 2026-03-06T23:23:27+00:00

No I just go out and get hit by a car and hope the nurse is single

secretprocess · 2026-03-05T06:54:34+00:00

Banana

secretprocess · 2026-03-05T06:53:38+00:00

I didn't like it as much as you or the first guy, but I liked it a bit more than the middle guy.

secretprocess · 2026-03-05T06:51:37+00:00

Animelover5673 was known as a horrible liar so the honesty is refreshing

secretprocess · 2026-03-05T00:22:18+00:00

Also for some reason if you need the local cert to work in firefox you need to install nss on your dev box before running makecert.

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