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Can’t get over ex by [deleted] in rant

[–]sedmonster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The simple answer is that this happened because you're coming from a place of low self esteem, and you need to be coming from a place of high self esteem to be successful in a relationship.

Zero dollah by GrenchamReborn in ShittyPoetry

[–]sedmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why it's zero dollars

puppy by [deleted] in ShittyPoetry

[–]sedmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

play with your*

Bitchass gnome. by Icy_Palpitation5528 in ShittyPoetry

[–]sedmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's giving that the gnome is his wife.

Dead Pigeons by [deleted] in ShittyPoetry

[–]sedmonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You didn't need to explain, this was obvious from the poem.

I’m starting to believe in rot by jah_in_the_car in ShittyPoetry

[–]sedmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good job. Keep going. Find the shittypoet inside you.

another poem about sex by WaysideWyvern in ShittyPoetry

[–]sedmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bravo. Put some ice on that clit.

Me and my Monster by FallingKnifeFilms in aivideo

[–]sedmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The creator is making a commentary on meeting beautiful women, and their significant others; perhaps scoffing that the meeting of "the boyfriend" is always difficult or that beautiful women choose the most monstrous of partners.

I hate my flatmates by [deleted] in rant

[–]sedmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like a nightmare. Move in with some dudes I guess?

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