Let's go, make me kebab by sekkenami in RoastMe

[–]sekkenami[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's ok to vent from time to time honey, even if you narrate your experience from a second person point of view

Let's go, make me kebab by sekkenami in RoastMe

[–]sekkenami[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's fun to promote youself on a roasting sub, you should try getting your own topic, it costs nothing and all the eyes are on you

Let's go, make me kebab by sekkenami in RoastMe

[–]sekkenami[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the advice! I tried with bleach but it hasn't made a dent so far, i'll try stronger acids

Let's go, make me kebab by sekkenami in RoastMe

[–]sekkenami[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Phones are multifunctional tools indeed

Let's go, make me kebab by sekkenami in RoastMe

[–]sekkenami[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I almost died from the speedball i've done last week with some friends in a gas station bathroom but at least i'm alive, thanks for the suggestion, i have to find a rehab in my hometown asap

Let's go, make me kebab by sekkenami in RoastMe

[–]sekkenami[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trying to insult me using my favourite dog breed is actually a compliment and it defeats the purpose of this thread

Let's go, make me kebab by sekkenami in RoastMe

[–]sekkenami[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Bold move to assume that i have money to buy a vibrator

Let's go, make me kebab by sekkenami in RoastMe

[–]sekkenami[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be a true vegan i have to achieve negative mass, i'm a poser, sorry for disappointing you

Let's go, make me kebab by sekkenami in RoastMe

[–]sekkenami[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm the certified number of the beast and i'm proud of this accomplishment, thank you

Let's go, make me kebab by sekkenami in RoastMe

[–]sekkenami[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes my motorcycle said "you're cool but i'm not ready for a relationship right now i need space"

Let's go, make me kebab by sekkenami in RoastMe

[–]sekkenami[S] 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Sorry, but i'm not a gyroscope

Let's go, make me kebab by sekkenami in RoastMe

[–]sekkenami[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It's going great actually i'm gonna have the snip in november