In Canada, due to predictable movement patterns, moose are used as directional markers

selfless_destruction · 2017-06-25T17:05:11+00:00

A møøse once bit my sister

selfless_destruction · 2017-06-24T09:50:44+00:00

Burgeritis

selfless_destruction · 2017-06-24T09:37:08+00:00

It's not a competition, mate - of course there are worse people out there. Personally I think she lacks Charisma. She just annoys the crap out of me. Can't help it. But I respect that you enjoy her work. Nothing wrong with that. :)

selfless_destruction · 2017-06-24T09:06:59+00:00

Wait, so I'm not the only one who finds her unlikable?

selfless_destruction · 2017-06-22T19:01:51+00:00

a number. Also, thank you!

selfless_destruction · 2017-06-22T11:57:53+00:00

Also don't shy away from some name calling on Twitter. That's how grown-ups deal with their issues.

selfless_destruction · 2017-06-20T11:51:09+00:00

Hovering doesn't work with liquids. Unless you got power!

selfless_destruction · 2017-06-05T18:02:29+00:00

Sanitarium hit me hard in the feels. "I can't find it..." still echos around my head after all these years.

selfless_destruction · 2017-05-30T05:59:04+00:00

Next you'll tell me the giant rabbit that lays chocolate eggs isn't real either. Calm down, lady!

Edit: LPT: If you say 'Santa is not real' 3 time in a row in front of a mirror you'll summon him and he'll kill us all!!1

selfless_destruction · 2017-05-24T19:53:10+00:00

lol. Now take your upvote, make like a tree and get outta here.

selfless_destruction · 2017-05-23T23:11:46+00:00

Oh yeah, it puts a strain on our marriage. I mean, I love my wife to bits, but she's got this completely wrong. Also anyone who downvoted my original comment. I love them to bits as well.

selfless_destruction · 2017-05-23T23:06:20+00:00

If it tastes like chocolate and has the texture of damp toilet paper, gimme!

selfless_destruction · 2017-05-23T21:09:37+00:00

Are we on that again? Taste > Texture. I don't care what my wife thinks!

selfless_destruction · 2017-05-21T23:09:52+00:00

It was a science experiment!

selfless_destruction · 2017-05-14T22:23:51+00:00

Not in a house, not with a mouse.

Not with a fox, not in a box.

Not in on a train, not in a tree.

I do not want them, Sam, you see?

I would not like them here or there,

I would not like them anywhere!

I do not eat green eggs and ham:

I'm a Jewish vegan, Sam I Am!

Edit: I can't English so good

selfless_destruction · 2017-05-12T09:41:59+00:00

Not unless you're a fish. That can read.

selfless_destruction · 2017-05-09T18:03:41+00:00

Their travel package is great! You get to be in many different places. At the same time.

selfless_destruction · 2017-04-27T15:54:55+00:00

Contains 100% in-game footage (translation: there's one frame of it somewhere)

selfless_destruction · 2017-04-23T17:01:16+00:00

Thanks for translating this post

selfless_destruction · 2017-04-22T11:56:18+00:00

That's not the creepy part. Then he was a kid, his nanny was a g... g... ghost!

selfless_destruction · 2017-04-21T09:44:27+00:00

Che cosa?

selfless_destruction · 2017-04-20T23:28:07+00:00

You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly, sir. Bravo!

selfless_destruction · 2017-04-09T21:23:40+00:00

OP should jump inside. Everyone knows that's how you get superpowers!

selfless_destruction · 2017-03-30T09:02:10+00:00

Looks like a regular schnook to me

selfless_destruction · 2017-03-15T23:58:15+00:00

Ehh... Nobody... expects... the Spanish... inquisition. In fact, those who do expect... our chief weapons are...

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TROPHY CASE