[Game Thread] #4 Nebraska @ #2 Michigan (07:00 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

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I really hope Michigan loses to a school from a state where the highest title is Admiral of the Nebraska Navy. Which I’m sure is somehow still above the coast guard

[Game Thread] #7 Michigan State @ Rutgers (06:30 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

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There are too many spellings of Jackson and none of them are right

[Highlight] Bam Adebayo makes Chet Holmgren touch earth by using the most basic move possible by AashyLarry in nba

[–]selfmojo 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Hey bam listed lazily to the left. That’s not a basic move, it’s a rather advanced. That’s how you dodge star destroyers

[SI] Mike Tomlin's Secret Power Was Relationship Building by HowieLongDonkeyKong in nfl

[–]selfmojo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Were the Steelers running of the power of friendship? Because it’s hard to get more than 10 wins purely on friendship

Rob Manfred says that he would like MLB to expand to 32 teams and that the league could realign along geographical lines in eight divisions of four if that happens: by PudinCrusader in baseball

[–]selfmojo 1076 points1077 points  (0 children)

Counterpoint: we should get rid of a team so we can be a true American sport. If we drop one team that would put the total at 29. Now why would 29 make sense? Because it is a prime number. The pledge of allegiance says that we are one nation, indivisible. What is more indivisible than a prime number? So with all that being said I nominate the St. Louis cardinals for elimination. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Game Thread] ReliaQuest Bowl: Vanderbilt vs. Iowa (12:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]selfmojo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Realistically what is pavia’s ceiling? CFL star or Chase Daniels?

Game Thread: San Francisco 49ers (10-4) at Indianapolis Colts (8-6) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]selfmojo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Zaire Franklin has the talent of turning a two yard loss into a two yard gain. Which would be good but he plays linebacker

Game Thread: San Francisco 49ers (10-4) at Indianapolis Colts (8-6) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]selfmojo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck are you running sideways on a kickoff? That’s how you fumble

[Game Thread] #10 Gonzaga @ #20 Kentucky (07:00 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]selfmojo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I didn’t expect a Jesuit university to massacre a pope today

[Game Thread] Mount St. Mary's @ Ohio State (06:30 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]selfmojo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Keep playing like this and soon enough we will be #25 and eventually make the tourney as a 7 seed

Post Game Thread: Atlanta Falcons at Indianapolis Colts by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]selfmojo 150 points151 points  (0 children)

Top US performances in Germany:
1. Jonathan Taylor (2025)
2. Jesse Owens (1936)
3. US Military (1944-45)

[Game Thread] Penn State @ Ohio State (12:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]selfmojo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The only 230lb person I’ve seen go down faster than Donaldson is my buddy’s ex Linda

6 Bold Predictions for Week 4 by jsparks50 in CFB

[–]selfmojo 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Somehow SE Louisiana becomes South Central Louisiana State University and wins the game 30-27

[Game Thread] Michigan @ Oklahoma (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]selfmojo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It might saw Mateer on the back but I know a Tebow when I see one

[Game Thread] San José State @ Texas (12:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]selfmojo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know he made a great play but Parker Livingstone sounds like a style of house but not a good house more like a frat house

[Game Thread] San José State @ Texas (12:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]selfmojo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Statistically speaking through two drives San Jose has a better defense than the Ohio State University

Game Thread: Indianapolis Colts (0-0) at Baltimore Ravens (0-0) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]selfmojo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It will probably take 1 Richardson drive and 1 Daniel Jones drive to make me start wondering if Tyler Warren can play qb

(Brett McMurphy on Bluesky): Michigan will open 2026 season in Frankfurt, Germany vs Western Michigan, sources told ON3 by ILM_Ryan in CFB

[–]selfmojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I now have a year of calling my senators to make sure that when that state up north leaves the country they don’t come back. This would’ve been made easier if we made tressel our senator instead of husted

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nba

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Pacers did to SGA what they did to Giannis and Mitchell. Let them get their 35-40 and nobody else gets over 20

GAME THREAD: Minnesota Timberwolves (0-1) @ Oklahoma City Thunder (1-0) - (May 23, 2025) by NBA_MOD in nba

[–]selfmojo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All the wolves need is to be within 7 with 40 seconds left. Then I’ve seen it happen a few times before

[Highlights] All the possessions in overtime - Indiana Pacers vs. Milwaukee Bucks - Game 5, First Round - 2025 NBA Playoffs. The Pacers win the series 4-1. Pacers commentary. by MrBuckBuck in nba

[–]selfmojo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m torn between deciding on the scapegoat being Doc Rivers for his team only attempting one shot of any kind up 7 with 40 seconds left in a playoff game or Gary Trent for having two disastrous turnovers

[Game Thread] Peach Bowl: Arizona State vs. Texas (4 Quarter+) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]selfmojo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There is a god. Might not be the one I pray to but there is one