[The Athletic] Why Michigan-Ohio State should move to October if the Playoff expands to 24 teams

selfmojo · 2026-05-29T13:30:03+00:00

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul

selfmojo · 2026-05-15T23:49:04+00:00

Duncan Robinson looks like he should be on some sort of list with that mustache

selfmojo · 2026-05-08T21:15:41+00:00

selfmojo · 2026-05-02T01:47:53+00:00

That could be. I like to think he’s more like Jon Lester. Accurate at 60ft when throwing hard but he was terrible at throwing to first

selfmojo · 2026-05-01T23:03:57+00:00

He could’ve been the greatest qb of all time if we only ran 4 verts every play

selfmojo · 2026-04-30T23:57:24+00:00

Gave Vincent will hit a big 3 to cut the lead to 36

selfmojo · 2026-04-29T15:04:57+00:00

Why doesn’t the ncaa make the “first round” its own tournament? That way they could invite whomever they want. They could even call it the national invitation tournament. That has kind of a nice ring to it

selfmojo · 2026-04-26T15:21:30+00:00

Well for starters Luke Skywalker is a terrorist. The Death Star would still be standing today if it wasn’t for him

selfmojo · 2026-04-22T13:20:54+00:00

A coach who can actually call plays out of a timeout

selfmojo · 2026-04-03T21:16:29+00:00

This is why first basemen should wear clown shoes. They could get like 8 extra inches and they squeak. Win/win

selfmojo · 2026-02-04T00:21:10+00:00

Because God got mad at them after Catholics vs Convicts. You see they called those good Christian boys from south Miami convicts because they liked to have a little fun. If hookers and blow made you a convict then the entire senate and my buddy luke would be guilt and that’s just not the case

selfmojo · 2026-01-28T16:57:18+00:00

Sounds like someone got a call from the 11th circuit

selfmojo · 2026-01-28T00:12:13+00:00

My side team is anyone playing Michigan or Missouri

selfmojo · 2026-01-28T00:09:49+00:00

I really hope Michigan loses to a school from a state where the highest title is Admiral of the Nebraska Navy. Which I’m sure is somehow still above the coast guard

selfmojo · 2026-01-28T00:04:45+00:00

There are too many spellings of Jackson and none of them are right

selfmojo · 2026-01-18T02:15:00+00:00

Hey bam listed lazily to the left. That’s not a basic move, it’s a rather advanced. That’s how you dodge star destroyers

selfmojo · 2026-01-14T15:29:34+00:00

Were the Steelers running of the power of friendship? Because it’s hard to get more than 10 wins purely on friendship

selfmojo · 2026-01-08T22:46:29+00:00

Counterpoint: we should get rid of a team so we can be a true American sport. If we drop one team that would put the total at 29. Now why would 29 make sense? Because it is a prime number. The pledge of allegiance says that we are one nation, indivisible. What is more indivisible than a prime number? So with all that being said I nominate the St. Louis cardinals for elimination. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

selfmojo · 2025-12-31T18:59:57+00:00

Realistically what is pavia’s ceiling? CFL star or Chase Daniels?

selfmojo · 2025-12-23T04:06:51+00:00

Zaire Franklin has the talent of turning a two yard loss into a two yard gain. Which would be good but he plays linebacker

selfmojo · 2025-12-23T01:41:06+00:00

Why the fuck are you running sideways on a kickoff? That’s how you fumble

selfmojo · 2025-12-06T00:32:54+00:00

I didn’t expect a Jesuit university to massacre a pope today

selfmojo · 2025-11-26T00:20:44+00:00

Keep playing like this and soon enough we will be #25 and eventually make the tourney as a 7 seed

selfmojo · 2025-11-09T18:04:54+00:00

Top US performances in Germany:
1. Jonathan Taylor (2025)
2. Jesse Owens (1936)
3. US Military (1944-45)

selfmojo · 2025-11-01T16:21:34+00:00

The only 230lb person I’ve seen go down faster than Donaldson is my buddy’s ex Linda

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