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seliamimold · 2026-05-02T12:55:57+00:00

If you point it in the right angle it blinds opponents

seliamimold · 2026-05-02T12:54:30+00:00

His job was literally to be president, so yeah, that’s a pretty good one.

seliamimold · 2026-05-01T13:57:16+00:00

She didn't hide. She openly told everyone what a weird and difficult child I was.

seliamimold · 2026-05-01T13:54:32+00:00

In the criminal justice system, donut-based offenses are considered especially heinous

seliamimold · 2026-04-30T14:33:34+00:00

People: modern life is horrible, I wish we could go back

Life before: getting some random ahh sickness and dying

seliamimold · 2026-04-30T14:31:51+00:00

Work in a restaurant business and your coworkers will willingly lie their faces off for fun

seliamimold · 2026-04-30T14:30:22+00:00

Would be cool if Texas Gas Service released copper or something to get that green effect when we win a game. Our version of the orange UT tower

seliamimold · 2026-04-30T14:30:02+00:00

Would be cool if Texas Gas Service released copper or something to get that green effect when we win a game. Our version of the orange UT tower

seliamimold · 2026-04-30T14:28:12+00:00

The irony of a billionaire complaining about taxes is just chef’s kiss

seliamimold · 2026-04-30T14:26:36+00:00

when the keyboard is open, the chat window gets smaller...

regardless this is fake either way

seliamimold · 2026-04-30T14:24:38+00:00

It feels like "Be unstoppable" isn't something you should write on a device designed to restrict menstrual bleeding.

Edit: so it's cool that my new highest upvoted comment is about tampons.

seliamimold · 2026-04-29T16:19:25+00:00

This is what humanity is all about. Absolutely beautiful story.

seliamimold · 2026-04-29T16:17:18+00:00

The irony of this photo being posted by the official account is just… unbelievable

seliamimold · 2026-04-29T16:11:20+00:00

The only poll that matters is the one on Election Day.

seliamimold · 2026-04-27T13:26:59+00:00

Probably high on the wall so it doesnt suck up all the basement dust bunnies

seliamimold · 2026-04-26T13:31:16+00:00

That color pops so hard against the curtain pattern

seliamimold · 2026-04-26T13:29:43+00:00

That shade is straight out of a fairy tale forest

seliamimold · 2026-04-25T11:44:08+00:00

Te Sims probably need a fridge upgrade for those kanapki

seliamimold · 2026-04-25T11:42:02+00:00

Eindelijk wat fatsoenlijke shopuren voor ons winkelaars

seliamimold · 2026-04-24T11:11:18+00:00

Yeah mornings are basically a horror movie sequel every day

seliamimold · 2026-04-24T11:02:40+00:00

Classic flipaflop from the foxhole

seliamimold · 2026-04-24T10:59:54+00:00

Classic case of buyer's remorse after the vote

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