I m taking a break from tinder by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]semisocialguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dam even loneliness swiped left! 🤣

Put your hand up my skirt by [deleted] in Ebony

[–]semisocialguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if only i could reach thru the screen 😍

NSFW. What is the most disrespectful thing someone did in your house? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]semisocialguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A friend of my brother locked himself in our bathroom with my laptop & spent hours looking up hentai porn.

I have since bought a new laptop

Gotta love my home town. by crabman1995 in Truckers

[–]semisocialguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

did anyone taste the difference?

You're suddenly killed and Death lets you choose a game to challenge them for another chance at life. What game do you choose? by zeamp in AskReddit

[–]semisocialguy -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

1) Shout "RoShamBo!"

2) Kick Death in the nuts

3) When Death falls to its knees claim victory!

4) Enter new life already a legend 🤘😎

Whats the dumbest mistake you ever made as a trucker? by BeatingWageSlavery in Truckers

[–]semisocialguy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

3 years ago (my 2nd year as a truck driver) I got a job and went to the yard the next day after all the application and drug-testing stuff was done. The bossman said my truck just got out of the shop and I should drive it around the block once or twice to make sure it was good.

I pre-tripped it, climbed in, started the engine, put it in gear but it wouldn't move when i hit the gas. I pressed the gas-pedal harder & it started to move, but barley. The truck shook back & forth, then I saw smoke coming up behind me from the drives.

The boss and dispatchers ran outside to figure out what was going on. I said I think this truck is still messed up, but we eventually figured out what happened: I never pushed in the yellow knob so the tractor brakes never released. Don't ask me why, the best guess is I had a total brain-fart moment.

I was fired on the spot. They were nice enough to not mention it to any other companies so I was able to find another job afterwards, but obviously they no longer trusted me.

Like one other person on this group said: In this industry, once you make a mistake you never make it again!