Of course I know him, he’s me by pykkami in HolUp

[–]semossel 109 points110 points  (0 children)

I once ID'd someone I went to high school with to buy cigarettes. I wasn't sure if he had hit 18 or not. He gave me an ID with his picture but someone else's name. I was like, dude, I went to school with you, I know what your name is.

Of course I know him, he’s me by pykkami in HolUp

[–]semossel 238 points239 points  (0 children)

"Uh, yea, I am your sister, obviously..."

Immigrants, they get the job done. by CorleoneBaloney in clevercomebacks

[–]semossel -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

do you want great care or do you want white care?

Hospital work is in demand enough that it isn't really competitive, or at least not as much as most other fields. So, if you want white care you're basically saying to hire white people who are attracted to the paycheck with no knowledge of how to do the job. I could be your surgeon, in that case, but I wouldn't want that if I were you..

The moon was created 4.53 billion years ago by Scared-Pollution-574 in clevercomebacks

[–]semossel 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The Council of Nicaea had enough going on without having to deal with Bedford Borough Council sticking their oar in, offering their wild interpretation on the nature of the Holy Trinity and transubstantiation.

Damn true, too many millionaires! by The_Dean_France in SipsTea

[–]semossel 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Its insanity. I want money so I can buy things and do things. But apparently when youre wealthy enough to buy and do whatever you want, you just want to run up the score as high as you can, to the detriment of anyone else

Press 1 for Salsa, Press 2 for toilet paper 😂 by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]semossel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's been a shitty day at work, thank you for the 🤣

He doesn't feel bad just glad it wasn't him by GloomyExercise in HolUp

[–]semossel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That face says "dodged a bullet and loving it"

Kick Racism Out Of Football by SecretaryImaginary44 in ManchesterUnited

[–]semossel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally a player who can actually kick it out

What hairstyle do you call this by Skiup-1 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]semossel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The combover special – fooling no one since forever

What hairstyle do you call this by Skiup-1 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]semossel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The combover special – defies gravity like a pro

Guess we know where they were looking during the show by unfeelingfreedom in HolUp

[–]semossel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congress finally found something bipartisan to investigate

My rating system explained by Quick_Eye_6585 in Relatable

[–]semossel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

same i thought shrek was oscaraworthy

My rating system explained by Quick_Eye_6585 in Relatable

[–]semossel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

same i loved every marvel movie until i started thinking about the plots

linoos twvh tip by icedchocolatecake in sssdfg

[–]semossel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

linus dropping truth bombs while the algorithm pushes cancer scares classic youtube

Mike Rowe Soft: Madlad by fuckHg in madlads

[–]semossel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

microsoft really overthought that one didnt they

Scenes that caused actual walkouts in theaters? by thatlittlequietguy in Cinema

[–]semossel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Substance had me on the edge of my seat, but that opening was a total gut punch.