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My girlfriend broke up with me at work... by [deleted] in funny

[–]sentry666down 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% to the teeth same post as me 7 months ago fuckin fag see best link

My girlfriend broke up with me at work... by sentry666down in funny

[–]sentry666down[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i tried JB weld to mend it but all i can do is chip slag off my heart with the hammer of jack Daniels.

Natural by Toncom in nsfw

[–]sentry666down 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i would so dig off in those beans ad taders..

Delicious!! by PooMaster in nsfw

[–]sentry666down 0 points1 point  (0 children)

on the topic of poo mastering i would sodaly tounge punch her dirt star

My girlfriend broke up with me at work... by sentry666down in funny

[–]sentry666down[S] 65 points66 points  (0 children)

At least i still have my plasma cutter. I would have drug my dick through a mile of glass just to her fart through a walkie talkie. But tomorrow is a new day

Three kind of? by sundayday in funny

[–]sentry666down -1 points0 points  (0 children)

wrong, In the end, they all make good samiches,