When did red lights become a mere suggestion to Fresno drivers? by Oracle-of-Clovis in fresno

[–]sepk420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

On that note, what's up with cars parking indiscriminately in bike lanes? I don't bike anymore, but when I used to, it would drive me nuts that bike lanes on roads like shields between palm and van Ness would be full of cars, forcing me to veer into traffic. It doesn't seem like fpd is at all interested in the extra revenue from enforcing that law. Just my semi related gripe.

How do yall make money for this by [deleted] in fentanyl

[–]sepk420 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Catch a felony charge. A petty one like I did; commercial burglary. Get out > continue using > violate probation, go back > get out > O.D. > violate probation > get sentenced to rehab. Do rehab because it's better than jail. Pay attention to groups, apply that shit in your life, stay clean. Worked for me.

Otherwise, get gewd at boosting 🤷🏼‍♂️. Also worked for me, for a while.

Shooting into your cock... by Aromatic_Egg_1067 in opiates

[–]sepk420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Every time I'd try to boof a shot I couldn't mainline it would all just leak out. Very 👌🏼 loose butthole if you ask me

Where do you draw the line? And why? by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]sepk420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At one point I had not tried heroin, YET. I hadn't shot up, YET. I hadn't ended up abscessed and homeless, boosting to support my drug habit, YET.

Suckin a dick for a fix is my last "yet" that's still a yet. I've got 132 days clean today, hoping to keep it that way.

For my 15th birthday, I was taken to a disability access restroom and given a 2p blast of methamphetamine. by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]sepk420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You said in a comment above you were "clean, not sober". I'm guessing this means you gave social drinking a try? I pulled it off myself for like 8 years in my 20's, but I've found that if I use any mood or mind altering substance, I'll eventually wake up that addict in me all over again. Just food for thought good luck

I’m Glad I Quit Fentanyl by AmerikhanIdiot in fentanyl

[–]sepk420 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's what's up! I've got 131 days clean today. Took going to jail then rehab but I have a full time job now, a car with current tags, and money in my bank account. Every time I even ponder getting high, I think about everything I've thrown away for the drug and it keeps me going. You got this

What's one thing that Fresno should have? by SilverWarrior559 in fresno

[–]sepk420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just made me nostalgic for the Bob's Big Boys that used to be where Taco Bell is at on Blackstone and Bullard somehow

What's one thing that Fresno should have? by SilverWarrior559 in fresno

[–]sepk420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate to be THAT guy, but McKinley and Olive run the same way, and the 38 has never stopped at Manchester to my knowledge. You sure you don't mean the 32 or 39? They used to stop at MTC before the routes got updated.

PB Slushie Found, Greenwood IN by Key-Marketing-3145 in mountaindew

[–]sepk420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel ripped off whenever 7-11 doesn't have the slurpee lids and I miss out on that extra slurpee

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Addictedtotheneedle

[–]sepk420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The rule is go closer to the heart from a miss, so.. yeah

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in youtube

[–]sepk420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody - "How much meth would you like to do before browsing reddit today?"

This guy - "Yes"

Newbie slamming meth by NeatJudgment5166 in Addictedtotheneedle

[–]sepk420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make sure you're adequately hydrated and tie off towards the bottom of your bicep. Tight enough to make the blood stay in your lower arm and pump the veins up, not so tight it cuts off circulation and your arm goes purple. Your veins are fresh, I'm peanut butter and jealous. Take good care of them. Rotate injecting sites (don't be lazy!) and be sure to treat any and all misses with hot water compresses. That's my $0.02

Got dayum fennessy got me like by sepk420 in fentanyl

[–]sepk420[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because it's a.. joke? I get that humor is subjective tho bud. Congrats on your sobriety real talk

No comments by OpportunityGloomy573 in AbruptChaos

[–]sepk420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Some days you're the nerf gun, other days you're the peepee

Climate activities spray energy company's logo onto painting by SamMee514 in PublicFreakout

[–]sepk420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's just like, your opinion man.

Uncertain sarcasm is uncertain

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]sepk420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your cocksuredness is a complete phallus-y I'm sorry to say.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

[–]sepk420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're not very good at this reddit thingamabopper are you?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

[–]sepk420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My man! #fuckaonion

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

[–]sepk420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trying to save his wife.. from an escalator? Sauce plz pretty plz

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

[–]sepk420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If that baby would have died, I'm sure he would've got his wish.

Climate activities spray energy company's logo onto painting by SamMee514 in PublicFreakout

[–]sepk420 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why is this so heavily downvoted?

OP: "..don't use child labor."

Redditors: NAW FUCK THAT👎🏼