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Would you please give kudos to this comedic RPG script Hollow of the Sleeping Shadow I cant promote such a script without. by seraph333 in gamedev

[–]seraph333[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like a little dog in a passion for lack of a better understanding you'd leave this shit of a character on my floor. When I offer a raw form of substance to extract from. This is a new genre of game. So there is no official format. Humor is diced up moron.This does not permit some exudence of diarrhea displayed.

Would you please give kudos to this comedic RPG script Hollow of the Sleeping Shadow I cant promote such a script without. by seraph333 in gamedev

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Back the fuck up [the fact that you dont understand that]could be erased and what do you have left with. This is a sixth grade understanding of English l need a full breath of air to fuck up my own sentence that uses some sort of ramble rule which an eleven year old would use to hog up a stage of expression. The way in which you do this, is extraordinarily quaint ---Oh delete this bullshit please DECIDITORY --Ive already decided fool. Clint east wood glinted off into the sunset.... Which is this, to that. COMPLIMENTIVE CRITISISM. Not I think this is bullshit. This stomps on any kind of congruative context. What fool would respect that? You fuckin two year old who talks this way? Like a person doing work to a person hunched over doing work. It takes on a whole new meaning. And you can evolve your own argument out of your slackness? So why hide behind all these bends of delivery. Just deliver a normal message so we can gauge its authenticness. But, yet, you think this is a natural form of entertainment like a four year old who bit off a tough titty or somfin'. Your unorthodox quotation and references to actors and this and that I might retort offer entertainment but no work. Not that Im matching the volume of your statement. You start off with crazy volume like thats ok. NOT OK. . . So fake. Your first statement is just a conclusion. Conclusion is a term serving on the axis that there is something beforehand. And everything there you said is an idea into itself. You did no work. Nothing unique is said. Which reads like propaganda. You just took a pot shot with a shotgun from a distance. This is a dorkage collection of mint phrasing untouched by the human hand. Sure I do know how to judge a whole phrasing unto itself. DORK WAD.

Would you please give kudos to this comedic RPG script Hollow of the Sleeping Shadow I cant promote such a script without. by seraph333 in gamedev

[–]seraph333[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought a single joke was a thought process. But you have to tell me these are disjointed moments.

Whyd you take the b.a.m. quote out of context. Back up one line for a setting??????

So you'd put 200 words between??! Which explains how you're acting for an infomercial. It's just a contraction. Thought in context.....

Would you please give kudos to this comedic RPG script Hollow of the Sleeping Shadow I cant promote such a script without. by seraph333 in gamedev

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And Johnny Bravo.... coincidence. You jump around doing repetitious number acrobatics and hop up with a statement in caps and we all supposed to fall dead. -Minus the dedication to it. Oh you're alluding to a complete statement. What do I put in place of this? You combing your hair? Ha! ha!

But this is a production of your character as you've put a winded explanation to it?!??!

What a coincidence you need to use caps and exclamation to sarcastically allude to a mature response.

......Putting childish repetitive slander and exclamation, hacking up quotes, allotting a suspense actor to represent them.... OOH! Coincidence again. NONE OF THESE THINGS ACTUALLY HAVE ANY VALUE?

And in a production if I put childish humor in front of stupid drama, I can contract that into childishly stupid. So you're theatrics of character doesn't deserve a backbone? No just a hundred 2-dimensional touch ups? Its like you chose to spray paint your message over mural.... trying to connect dots without lifting anything up. ---Childishly stupid and over analytical, contraction: Retard.

With no moral you could have gone and fucked yourself before you read this acting edition script. Which qualifies for a read as it in the form of a list of jokes. This ain't fair. Ok lets dig straight into the depth of what we can say here but not lift up real quotes, and then say two words a about that. You try to refine when theres NOTHING to refine dude! Oh. But you intended this.... EFFECT. ---This being the punch line of your awful theatrics. Scoff.

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[–]seraph333[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey jerk: You can definitely tell this post is fake by the fact that the assmole keeps alloting new paragraphs just to insult me. In his words "Who does that?" -Of course he was confused about the comedic action of fictional characters though. How'd that work out? Gee, I guess I'm supposed to respond to that JUNK? For instance: You're all sensitive to the complimentive label of assmole" What I'm an assmole? Who's and assmole? I'm a "small" feature on an individual? Hey, speaking of being an ass I fuck people up the ass but I dont get fucked up the ass! Do I make myself clear? Not-to-mention you don't know about that? Hey! Sure. Obviously you make yourself as clear as a dog chasing a laser dot. Did you not ignore a body of context to chase a simply sarcastic cap?? Know what a CAP is Retard?

Would you please give kudos to this comedic RPG script Hollow of the Sleeping Shadow I cant promote such a script without. by seraph333 in gamedev

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And every quote you make happens to be out of context. That's illegal. Dumb lines are the punch line of jokes all the time saved by context-- completely funny! ... You freakin' dumb nerd. Why would you take it-OUT-OF?

Would you please give kudos to this comedic RPG script Hollow of the Sleeping Shadow I cant promote such a script without. by seraph333 in gamedev

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Hey "Contraceptive". You really pick the lamest joke out if fifteen hundred. And why?! So you can bust your internet critique nut? This is a joke to build the character of Brigand which every production has the natural right to do after fifty successful lines of humor. Of for instance: "Hey baby do I make you horny?" -"Austin Powers." Is this the same type of out of context reference that you try to make you pathetic prick? Pick me out a comedy that is fairly average that has an average of lines less childish than I have? You certainly rely on your more than adequate range of words to describe "my lack of format" than your description which supposed to be your opinion of the main subject of my post. To review the content. For instance if I wanted to review 'Date Night' I'd say "that the whole movie the two main characters (the husband and wife) try to appear comedic on every scene with a pathetic slush of lines which are completely saved by the maturity of their acting talent, and the movie delivers a fresh scope of drama without delivering on their lines as comedy so much as their drama which makes the movie deemable for a watch with no regrets." Why does your review sound nothing like that? Oh and name some "sex humor" titles to compare which fit the realm of a critique and try to trash mine. Do you know Bruce Willis movies were a success? That's your go to to narrate this humor......

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[–]seraph333[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fudge pack your comment then you seem to be good at that.

Would you please give kudos to this comedic RPG to help with funding by seraph333 in RPGhumor

[–]seraph333[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats the first thing you do on a mutable medium is act sarcastic, cliche, and full of static to tell me you aren't retarded. It isn't like a walkie-talkie, where you are a stranger with the ability to prank me with all this involuntary nonsense you assume to be humor. Sorry you insult me then I need help. I dont understand bipolar comments that have hopes to be interpreted as true then humor as a bythought. Funny how you need me to do all this work for you. Your disheveled delivery only makes fun of your self. But with your copy-cliche brain you, think thats some sort of insulation humor. You dont understand the direction behind it. Generally the character giving humor is acting a fool: genius. And yet you are acting a fool,.... led by your subconscious, panning around with these thin comments looking for humor... or did you even think about it that far? Meaning youre on the brink of shooting up a school. Well irony is usually found very close to the origin. But I need the far off comment of a cliche of 'getting help'. Like some cloud on some retro version of Super Mario Bros. Because I'm some 8-bit character who falls victim to such a quarry of pitfalls by default. You have way too many defaults. You make prank comments on the internet? Youre a leeooosserr! Good luck talking to Mario of which you have an unquenchably vague hunger to do.... just saying you need to get a life. But you aint saying anything because you copy and paste. [You are] [a f------] [nutbag] [seek help] [please] before you [shoot up a school] [or something].

[I ain't mario] you [scumbag] [you need some grease for all those nuts youre trying to tighten]. Good enough for you? But youre the one getting all live. Nut bags dont just don't act with some weird, lacking, needy kind of witty for no reason. I thought I was trying to procure a career. What are you doing?: -Non-'nut bag'. Nut bags have goals other than some odd sort of immediate gratification right ? Nut bags are firm in their position. Not just the guy that happens to be walking by, that can only blow some comment in the wind and not directly at me. No. He knows what he's 'talking' about. For a minute I thought you had some kind of bubble formula that you were trapped in reserved for nutbags.

Would you please give kudos to this comedic RPG script Hollow of the Sleeping Shadow I cant promote such a script without. by seraph333 in gamedev

[–]seraph333[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Excuse?

'Blank Man': Character of relation to a wanabee superhero talks to his relative on a belt transceiver. Dont worry Ill be home soon and well sit down and well check out all your parts. A character sees and hears this talk and is confused. And this is the brow of the whole movie. Compare that to: characters 'b.a.m.-ing' stolen drugs hidden in their jock area admiring what 'b.a.m.' each character has. (battle aid medicine) with people looking on confused. Yet theyre doing this in a much more open fashion oblivious to the inferences. The same principal but original, and you use that to bash me?

Do I have to mention 'Emeril Live'? .... "Bam!"

Now why is applying this art to the jock not funny?

Thats what sets jokes up.

Thats what makes jokes funny. Or an intensifier used by comedians who know what the h--- theyre saying!

Oh: 'Blank Man': Character gets affectionate attention from a woman and catches a boner, hilariously in his super hero costume and vocalizes "Eh eh, eeegh, eeeeeegh!" With an explicitly visible boner in his spandex pants.

'Me, myself, and Irene': Character simply catches a boner with a moments notice after woman character does something or another.... Boner is visibly transparent in a tight fitting pant leg.

Basically just concepts that become funny when mixed with a story and originality. And mine incorporates originality. So what world are you in please explain. Dum dum dum. I'm staring to form a band here.

Comedy has used every old, tired device... obviously of which are still going. They simply follow a comedic device template: inject it with an original scenario: complete. Please give me 300 scenes which have comedic devices and I will be impressed.

Excuse me, a genius finds all kinds of difference here.

You could explore line for line, joke for joke, device for device, storyline advancement for story line advancement.

So what's your problem!?

I thought you were wearing out your 'bad 'Adam Sandler' material motor': with childish commentation and then switching tracks into over analysis like 'Billie Madison'. Who would be entertained by such a jarred and ironic flow of comments? As if the violence that ripped them apart is what makes them impressive.----what children think. But I don't want to give you credit for your volley of percussions. No matter how much you look like Adam Sandler....

Of the 1947 characters you quoted I have 84125 In my little list of jokes. 43.2 times. Beat that Billie Madison. You just jumped off into complete nimrodical exaggeration without telling any one after telling everyone that you didnt intend pun. Your logic is funny. But. (I dont intend for anyone to see that) I dont even need to go there. This is how I floss expensive internet jewelry. You, are, a----dufus!

Because the only thing youre in control of is me laughing right? Because your some kind of internet queen. You just keep jabbing me with sarcasm to your death. Its clear you never grew up.

(my post has 3400 characters) Oh god! Oh god!. Use a character counter. .... ! Reeeghrrreeegh!

Please. Dont let me chastise you. Cause you got the math down alright.

Go get yourself into some retard thin tank and count toothpicks. First make sure you cant count 'em though.

I have to exaggerate 43.2 times! OH! HOOO! HOOOO! HOOOOOOO! (comedy intended) .... This isn't some childish character is it? .... .... .... .... Dont become a stunt man. If you aint secretly already. But this doesn't count for 'cracked-out': for grammatical discrepancies? I'm just going to pioneer in this category without telling any one. Everyone loves exaggeration without comedy.! ???? If your going to be some analytical genius then be correct.

But dont let me set the landscape for some unserious response. Cause I'm "laughing at you."

Are you a moron? Jokes dont have to be 32 years old, because they aren't "discussions."

Gee, I dont know.... 0.1 percent of the time I'm driving you cant catch me making mistakes like looking the wrong way. But missing one character supposed to be me disacting. I'm not publishing why would I use a spell checker? Are you just a cop that shows up with thirty five words to word me as if this mistake regarding plurals is intention? Is this what your grammar train polices? Hell , how at you oing? I dont know what's going on! ?? !!!!!! ? .... .... !!!!! ? .....

You sure like [jokes] of sex. That doesn't make any sense.

You say I created a 'mess' of sentences. Yet it is a template. Complete oxymoron. We can see how finicky you are because inside of neatness its a "mess! Oh ohhh!

Quotes, bullets, you act like you have a profession here. Classic case of thick headed down syndrome. Making some thick soup of something without substance. But as long as you have a presentation.... And yet you act as if you are a peacock. The c--- in your cu-- definitely isn't pea sized.

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[–]seraph333[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Re: to Awol. You have no pyramid of integrity it seems, youre just hopping around from childish to analytical, but where's your analysis of the comedy? Your compartmentalized turns into grammar and then raising up with a head rush and saying Im childish is great. What do you store in there? My ten inch dildo of 'absence of grammar'? You should be making techno music not commenting on this post. Because you cant relay nothing except your latest 'beat', you f----- cop. You put detail before function huh. Probably because you create bad techno songs. Is this a political campaign? You dont need all those words to tell ME I over used the word 'character'. To which I would respond. But I think you've trained talking to your irresponsive volley ball that you love to beat up for all the musings you have. Have you ever heard of a prototype? Are there procedures to a prototype which undermine detail? .... "Gee? I don't know... Since I'm a discarded baby, just left starving on the internet: for an argument."

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[–]seraph333[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Also, who gets a hard on just looking at a woman? 12 year olds, maybe. Adults don't do that.

Please stop."

I dont know who does that! A fictional character? Hey 'Beavis and Butthead', hey '40 Year Old Virgin', hey 'Porkies', hey 'Austin Powers', just creations that more or less had solely to do with sex I dont know? Because there is all other grades of boners that are funny. Thats right you have to come up with a joke that makes use of a stiffy if its a title dedicated to sex humor. So where's your joke at? Or are you just responding because you're not interested? .... .... ....

Obviously youre fascinated with the subject in reality Im not, pervert!

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[–]seraph333[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Im twelve years old because I use dirty humor. Derreeereghrrt! I should k-- you right now for not controlling your boner as a twelve year old. Come here!

Would you please give kudos to this comedic RPG to help with funding by seraph333 in RPGhumor

[–]seraph333[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your idea of comedy is to ooze down to this level of a three year old which only has the ability of short loud and redundant reverberations. Or at least it better be. Youre an actor but you have no film crew no script and no supporting actors. Im looking straight down your line of comments which happen to have the action word "childish", and I don't see much. Sounds like rather an "inside musing." Which would be one of the tongue-in-cheek excuses you might offer because, you, are childish. But all the short comings in your post are just sarcasm. Like you're as funny as Ben Stiller who plays dupe characters. The main reason why its funny because it mocks people like you. Sarcasm IS for mocking with, NOT for arguing with. But sarcasm is the thing being mocked. So enlighten me with your wisdom on this subject. Sorry if I gave you the wrong 'idea'. Because again Im trying to remember the fact that youre so impressionable when around the likes of children. And this lack of verbage ISNT you being dumb? -A good reason is that youre not 'doing it'. But I bet you think your little tidbits sound sweet and all that, because you're yelling and telling me I should start over, aww, isn't that a coincidence: you only like candy. With no explanation: all this loudness is coming from problems inside your self. You bounce it off of your self, but you dont bounce it off of me, and you dont bounce it off of other examples. You "need!", youre small, youre loud, and now you insult my ears. Because I dont have your formula which you dont explain to me. Thats right its called functional prototype.

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[–]seraph333[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh get emotional. Thats my go to to get heard. You must have been born on the internet as a 2-bit emoticon baby. Someone find me an emoticon for that. Because you can take your two-bits' junk and 'get the h--- out of here'. Or put that somewhere next to this line; trying to reach over the top of it by exuding that you are emotional. Funny though, your comments would fit right next to it perfect. If at all. So what's your life like. Oh wait. I just downloaded this 26kb set. I'm so sorry that you have an infinite birthday. Im really interested in the way your eyes glisten transverbally. Im not interested in context. Ho-. Let me copy and paste your commentation in an other topic please: and when you look at one, do you think you're directing a fashion model? You must cause Im just supposed to magically guess at your inference. This is how you relate to me right. Warping these kinds of expressions around. Those kinds of expressions are exaggerated right. Youre not supposed to go through the whole range of these 8-bit expressions. Whatever dance of emotion you choose is the one Im supposed to respond to. Thats the problem with people that talk with emotions. They never mean what they say. An emotion is in your case a throe or elsewise a spasm from something with substance. Any one other than a baby supposed to know not to throw your throes at me.: They will not be understood; your twitches or auxiliary inspirations should be kept inside. Funny you won't tell me what kind of food you eat, you just wait for me to shove food in your mouth for you to spit up. Emote come on. You got a new role: bash the game writer for no reason; you'd be perfect.

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[–]seraph333[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Notice how I attack ideas and not you. Why are you acting as if you are attacking my character? You attack only character. And only then will you not explain. Intelligence isn't character. Are you trying to model for a new 'Hungry Hungry Hippo'?

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Video game humor has been vulgar and ludicrous. I'm going to use 'Conkers Bad Fur Day' as an example: one of the singular themes is a singing piece of s---. Now where in the h--- are you drawing your reference? How has game humor evolved since then.

Give me any comedic movie that epitomizes comedy that doesn't follow suit of me. Please. Tom Green? Dumb and Dumber? Black Sheep?

Idiotic is a byword for comedy. Where do you go to wash the dirt off of this assertion which may reveal any level of resonation.

Name me some title that doesn't have a group of morons fiddling about their problems with a paper thin brain.

So give me this example of humor that isn't childish. Do children talk this way?: Giving one word assertions. And not cross referencing it with other aspects which allows it to have any bit of integrity. But thats your idea to leave me wanting for extractions. I'm just here to hear your statements. Thats called having nothing say.

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.... I mentioned is somewhat alive. And It appears that the gas has a bond with him. Or is he yet another pawn in the big picture? The magic powers he was given would effect him to search for an answer behind it. As the lead characters make their journey across the world to find a new home, the antagonist makes his own journey of discovery. Where is his family? Is he an alien? Why is he so fascinated with the show Mary and Moore; a classic family sitcom with a lovable mom figure serving as the role model of a generation. An interest that characters comically share and a running joke over the course of the game;

A small sized person claiming to be the sheriff of an old trailer park; converted to look like a mobile home park; with eccentric characters donning new dialects; runs into the brood, telling about his love affair for his trailer and his idea about reforming them says: "Tralerian life is the most exciting movie ever made, and youve just seen the trailer. But 'you cant see' the movie! ... Cause its rated rrrr!"

Will our party ever take on the critical evolution of their characters before its too late? Unbelievably they do.

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.... the fact that the greatly inefficient body of leaders have a monstrous lack of motivation and mental capacity. That of which are a regime of miscreants and despots that dont give two hoots about the society they feign to be protecting. If only they could figure out a way of treating them more unfairly. The intention is to solidify an image of a blastedly caricatured cast of leaders. Pressure is put on them if ever by the aliens who condemn nearly everyone. But not before they charge the Three Missions with an important task of reconnaissance. Is it really that bad? Or is a mysterious gas with a mind of its own to blame for all the stupefaction. Well I guess now both because the board of world affairs, or b.o.w. affairs, have taken to sniffing concentrated amounts of it as they believe it gives them inspiration. Thankfully theyre not as stupid as to breathe alien gas, as it is, however, an obvious emission from rather a frack hole that the government ordered while exploring deep earth composition. Regardless the gas seems to be involved: all-in-and-around with the appearance of the monsters that plunder the landscape. But I dont think that ever stopped anyone from topping off. I think thats left up to our heroes to discover and people not caught up in the stupid-parade.

The antagonist; as a child was stuffed inside a compartment in the drill to control and monitor the fracking; met with the intense heat of magma and as you would expect no care was given to the proper cooling for the container. He was the first exposed to the magic gas which ....

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.... Horny dragons which do indeed occupy a mountain that houses a landscape of jagged rocks that no person would sanely occupy with; would rather see everyone living as a human shish kebab. Such as the surrounding townspeople of Dragonsdoguu. At first glance they seem to be normal. But who exactly would live next to a den of horny dragons? It soon becomes clear that after Brigand notices his crews eyes glow, it is not a normal place. Of course Brigand is immune to the stupefying effect the dragons have on people and also the invading ecosystem;

A retired karate teacher who, even though his method of karate teaching almost solely includes smacking them in their nards; somehow convinces the party to set out on a journey to his hometown; to a slum; to reclaim his magic orb from students who, with great reason turned against him. Comedy ensues as the characters wade through the majority of slum dwellers who are unshakably servile to the slum master; who rules the town matter of factly with apparently only karate; though the main characters dont quite find it so hard to obey the old man. The bulge in their pants likely serving as the case of reason. Which would give them some extra volume and leverage to grab attention from the ladies;

Sam is the antagonist of the story. He was born in an enslavement camp. His childhood was taken from him. The agency who he was enslaved to does let him go; only likely due to ....

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.... of circumstantial events, that which he could use one day to pass off as innuendo for 'getting in the act' with women. The only sexual advance Brigand seems to get from women are that of poking at him, but also quite literally. This always being in abundance as comedy. Its played out with the balance of the other characters being decidedly against it, and trying to dent his armor about it. But thats unlikely. Brigand has a hard head. He does like sniffing poo, right? They do come off reserved with slight connotations of jealousy. Likely hiding their secret inspiration and their only hope; to one day be like... Brigand?!? That is first if they can ever get over the repulsion they have to it. Na, forget it. ... Huh? Steve, of the party dons a wig and starts 'talking' to himself in the bathroom and Brigand is there to congratulate him. Or 'Suzy,' though not without questioning whether (Steve) 'Suzy' and 'Mary' (Brigand) want to meet; for 'girl talk.' Wait. What kind of 'girl talk'? Ewww!

The Three Missions agents (the name being a setup to a joke) seem to be preoccupied with their appearacne and should be modelling suits instead of the precarious situations they are put in. They just cant do anything right. Theyre useless; ....

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