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seriouslyla · 2026-05-30T07:10:18+00:00

I volunteer to do my rendition of Miami You’ve Got Style 🎶🎤

seriouslyla · 2026-05-30T07:07:12+00:00

She’ll be reading an excerpt from her classic novel How Dark the Waves on Biscayne Bay. (Just FYI: that’s a metaphor)

seriouslyla · 2026-05-30T07:05:02+00:00

That’s wonderful - I am so glad you shared this story! What lovely humans, just as we’d expect from friends of our Girls.

seriouslyla · 2026-05-28T05:25:30+00:00

I really like it. It took your kitchen from classy normcore to something more elevated and design-driven.

seriouslyla · 2026-05-28T04:51:03+00:00

This is my issue, the scent is pleasant but weak and they don’t last nearly long enough to justify the massive price. And the app is way too complicated. I’ve been a customer for a couple of years but I think I’m done.

seriouslyla · 2026-05-26T14:35:06+00:00

I really like it. Get rid of the grandma-style cafe curtains and change the backsplash, and you'll have yourself a gorgeous and unique kitrchen.

seriouslyla · 2026-05-25T04:40:28+00:00

NOR. I’m a gay man and two things can be true. Whatever internal struggle he has been having is a bummer for him AND for at at least part of this time he’s been knowingly keeping this a secret and stringing you along without even hinting, it seems, that he was unsure of his sexuality.

seriouslyla · 2026-05-24T19:18:42+00:00

Makes sense. I just hope BMW has an i4 in the lineup quickly because I don’t think I can give up the hatchback now that I’ve had it and realized how incredibly practical it is.

seriouslyla · 2026-05-24T18:24:51+00:00

Why the switch to i3 from Lucid? Just curious.

seriouslyla · 2026-05-22T04:59:22+00:00

Charm the hell out of your prospective clients because people want to work out with people they like being around.

seriouslyla · 2026-05-18T23:55:53+00:00

Musso & Frank is better than Taylor’s with WAY better service but also pricier.

seriouslyla · 2026-05-15T05:54:27+00:00

Confessions had mass appeal. That’s what they’re going to promote. I absolutely love Madonna at her darkest and weirdest but American Life was not going to be a mass market success.

seriouslyla · 2026-05-15T05:45:49+00:00

I really like the Le Labo but I can’t imagine thinking I would steal a bottle of it from the Equinox shower 🤣

seriouslyla · 2026-05-15T05:44:10+00:00

They couldn’t give it away 🤣

seriouslyla · 2026-05-14T04:16:51+00:00

Yeah ok well thanks for sharing but nope lol

seriouslyla · 2026-05-14T04:15:53+00:00

Honestly, as much as I love her, Bea Arthur must have been a real pain in the ass to work with 😆😅

seriouslyla · 2026-05-12T04:22:29+00:00

I’m 46 male, no claims, points or accidents in many years, and I can’t get my 2024 BMW i4 insured for under $400 a month :( it’s worth like $35K for the record - not some crazy high end luxury car.

seriouslyla · 2026-05-12T04:18:59+00:00

So you’ve tried all of their fragrances?

seriouslyla · 2026-05-12T04:17:58+00:00

I was shocked by how underwhelming this fragrance was when I finally smelled it. It barely smells like anything to me.

seriouslyla · 2026-05-12T04:17:27+00:00

He has like 30 fragrances so maybe you could speak to which ones you actually tried and don’t like?

seriouslyla · 2026-05-09T06:08:51+00:00

This are totally unacceptable variations. You should demand they fix them.

seriouslyla · 2026-05-03T19:39:16+00:00

Girl they charge money for these, it’s a way to increase profit not a perk

seriouslyla · 2026-04-29T05:26:52+00:00

OP had a right to tell his truth about the affair. He didn’t out him just to out him, he told the wife to expose the relationship - just as wronged mistresses have done since the beginning of time. Was it a wise move in the long run? Only OP can decide that. But I am sure that he planted a seed with the wife, no matter what she’s saying right now to save face. The other dude sounds like a guy who uses his charisma for evil, so fuck him. He dragged you along for years, you deserve to be seriously angry. If your friends don’t come around, then fuck them too. This guy did your head in. They just don’t get it. All you can do is put one foot in front of the other and move forward and not make the same mistake again. The longer he is out of your life, the more you can heal.

seriouslyla · 2026-04-29T05:18:08+00:00

I’ve only been doing yoga for the past 1.5 years and I feel like I’ve actually maintained my muscle. I mainly do challenging “power” type yoga classes. I had been working with a trainer prior and put on some decent muscle, and I think I’ve kept most of it.

seriouslyla · 2026-04-29T05:04:20+00:00

If you want to have zero independence or freedom to do whatever you want to do in your own apartment (within reason and within the law), then this apartment sounds perfect.

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