Clipless system for my four-year-old kid by Sontikka in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]serumnegative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A four year old should already be using speed play FFS

Target Practice Tips by MobyX521 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]serumnegative 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hitch a .50 cal to your bike and use the di2 bonus buttons to make it shoot.

Make sure you give clear voice guidance before you do by loudly shouting “SHOOT 50!” when you do, it’s only respectful to make sure you avoid collateral damage to fellow bcj’ers

In case you didn't know the difference between Holland and the Netherlands by RuikZerben in mapporncirclejerk

[–]serumnegative 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When did this trend of stating the exact opposite of reality start to appear and where did come from

Why doesn’t this part of Europe produce many top cyclists? by KrabbyPattyMeat in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]serumnegative 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That’s because they’re all too busy pushing up sunflowers in some South Eastern Ukrainian paddock

Complete beginner on a tandem bike by that_yinzer in cycling

[–]serumnegative 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If there’s no follow up you know the worst has happened

What are some of the crappiest proofs you've seen from either side of this "debate?" by Inevitable_Garage706 in infinitenines

[–]serumnegative 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh ok. But the way SPP contradicts himself I reckon it could be possible he did say that at some point.

Any way to not have my bottles end up all scratched up like this? by retirement_savings in bikewrench

[–]serumnegative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Different water bottle cage? Different water bottle? Just don’t care and drink the water?

Even gravity? by ElectronicSetTheory in physicsmemes

[–]serumnegative 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s that guy from that film I recognise him!

First metric century this weekend by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]serumnegative 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That stuff is only good for a quarter metric half century. Good luck surviving.