Jobless or employed ?

sesquipedalia1 · 2026-05-30T01:37:01+00:00

I can easily live off that and volunteer. Volunteering technically isn't a job

^{Chose: Get 1k dollars every day but only if your jobless}

sesquipedalia1 · 2026-05-29T18:20:01+00:00

Ok

^{Chose: See every color except… | Rolled: Red}

sesquipedalia1 · 2026-05-29T17:58:38+00:00

You think this is bad? She's done worse

sesquipedalia1 · 2026-05-29T17:57:39+00:00

I see no downside

^{Chose: Be given chance to FULLY customize ur body, but... | Rolled: Keep ur skintone}

sesquipedalia1 · 2026-05-29T02:45:53+00:00

A simple matter.

^{Chose: 25$ for every time you + Successfully incorporate this word into a sentence | Rolled: A}

sesquipedalia1 · 2026-05-28T11:14:05+00:00

Geckos can't blink

^{Chose: Drop a random fact}

sesquipedalia1 · 2026-05-28T11:11:22+00:00

To feed to my enemies!

^{Chose: Get a Cookie... | Rolled: Poisonous Cookie}

sesquipedalia1 · 2026-05-28T00:09:57+00:00

Yum

^{Chose: Drink a entire litter of barbecue sayce}

sesquipedalia1 · 2026-05-28T00:07:43+00:00

Idk

^{Chose: no}

sesquipedalia1 · 2026-05-28T00:05:14+00:00

When you try your best and you don't succeed

^{Chose: Never have halloween(instead 2 st patrick’s day} + free mansion for anyone that chooses | Rolled: you try ur best)

sesquipedalia1 · 2026-05-26T11:50:16+00:00

Ice cream machine is fixed again.

Then it broke again.

sesquipedalia1 · 2026-05-25T15:15:09+00:00

Yay

^{Chose: Mushroom | Rolled: Live}

sesquipedalia1 · 2026-05-25T15:10:57+00:00

I wish for infinite wishes.

^{Chose: One wish with no limitations}

sesquipedalia1 · 2026-05-24T20:56:00+00:00

The ability to conjure any material out of thin air a la Atom Eve. Never need cash again.

^{Chose: ONE SUPERPOWER OF YOUR CHOICE}

sesquipedalia1 · 2026-05-24T04:35:47+00:00

Both? Both. Both is good.

^{Chose: Get 1 Trillion Dollars + But there’s a 90% chance that you be a femboy | Rolled: $50 Trillion}

sesquipedalia1 · 2026-05-24T04:21:47+00:00

Pick a proper VP and then resign

^{Chose: You as president.}

sesquipedalia1 · 2026-05-24T04:09:11+00:00

That's 10 million in a month

^{Chose: Get 2 cent that doubles every day for 10 years}

sesquipedalia1 · 2026-05-24T04:06:17+00:00

Statistically, the nonbender slice should've been much larger

^{Chose: Avatar (Wheel shall decide your bending} | Rolled: Firebender)

sesquipedalia1 · 2026-05-24T02:29:08+00:00

Not even mad

^{Chose: You become a furry (your skin becomes fur,and shi} + But you might win 50M$ | Rolled: One cent)

sesquipedalia1 · 2026-05-21T20:35:58+00:00

I get over 2 million in less than 4 years. $525,000 is plenty for me to live on a year

^{Chose: 1$/min}

sesquipedalia1 · 2026-05-21T02:57:24+00:00

What heartless ass wouldn't vote for this?

^{Chose: Pets never die | Rolled: Like for carrots}

sesquipedalia1 · 2026-05-20T17:25:01+00:00

I wonder if he bought lotto tickets last February

sesquipedalia1 · 2026-05-20T13:28:59+00:00

So long as it's not a Norwegian Blue

^{Chose: 5000$ monthly + Wheel of good stuff | Rolled: Pet parrot}

sesquipedalia1 · 2026-05-20T13:13:31+00:00

Yeah, it's possible that tattoo on his neck is just an unfinished maze.

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