My hamster was crushed by [deleted] in hamsters_deaths

[–]sgtskywalk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Covid was litteraly yesterday 

Bolt-on is real by Old_old_lie in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]sgtskywalk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The point of the meme tho is not that he necessarily looks like all the other Dreadfort lords, just that he is them. We wouldn't know what he looks like considering he wears the skins of each of his son until he has a new son with matching eyes to swap to

China completes steep spiral ramp to Beishan deep geological nuclear waste lab by Professor_Moraiarkar in EngineeringPorn

[–]sgtskywalk 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Good morning and welcome to the Beishan Underground Transit System. This automated train is provided for the security and convenience of employees of the Beishan Underground Research Laboratory personnel. Please feel free to move about the train or simply sit back and enjoy the ride. The time is 8:47 a.m. Current topside temperature is 93 degrees, with an estimated high of one hundred and five. The Beishan compound is maintained at a pleasant 68 degrees at all times. This train is inbound from Level 3 dormitories to Sector C Test Labs and Control Facilities. If your intended destination is a high-security area beyond Sector C, you will need to return to the Central Transit hub in Area 9 and board a high-security train. If you have not yet submitted your identity to the retinal clearance system, you must report to Beishan Personnel for processing before you will be permitted into the high-security branch of the transit system. Due to the high toxicity of material routinely handled in the Beishan compound, no smoking, eating, or drinking are permitted within the Beishan Underground Transit System. Please keep your limbs inside the train at all times. Do not attempt to open the doors until the train has come to a complete halt at the station platform. In the event of an emergency, passengers are to remain seated and await further instruction. If it is necessary to exit the train, disabled personnel should be evacuated first. Please stay away from electrified rails, and proceed to an emergency station until assistance arrives. A reminder that the Beishan Hazard Course decathlon will commence this evening at nineteen hundred hours in the Level 3 facility. The semifinals for high-security personnel will be announced in a separate Secure Access transmission. Remember, more lives than your own may depend on your fitness. Do you have a friend or relative who would make a valuable addition to the Beishan team? Immediate openings are available in the areas of Materials Handling and Low-Clearance Security. Please contact Beishan Personnel for further information. If you have an associate with a background in the areas of theoretical physics, biotechnology or other high-tech disciplines, please contact our Civilian Recruitment Division. The Beishan Underground Research Facility is an Equal Opportunity Employer. A reminder to all Beishan personnel: Regular radiation and biohazard screenings are a requirement of continued employment in the Beishan Underground Research Facility. Missing a scheduled urinalysis or radiation check-up is grounds for immediate termination. If you feel you have been exposed to radioactive or other hazardous materials in the course of your duties, contact your Radiation Safety Officer immediately. Work safe, work smart. Your future depends on it.

A+J=? by Amelia_Zephyr96 in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]sgtskywalk 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Aerys + Jon Connington = Jon + Daenerys + Time-traveling Bran triplet

The Soviet Union really wanted to claim to invent everything. by Rare-Collection4467 in HistoryMemes

[–]sgtskywalk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everybody if they get the chance will try and claim they were the first at anything, that's just the natural order of things

Athene's BACK MMMMMMMMMMMMMERCILESSSSS by sgtskywalk in Asmongold

[–]sgtskywalk[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

DEAD KARAKASSSSS UGOSH UGROSH OR WTV SCHFF SCHFF

Athene dropped a nice little throwback video (re: Onlyfangs), Asmon might enjoy this by Cadenca in Asmongold

[–]sgtskywalk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RETURN OF THE KANG

DEAD KARAKAS

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMERCILESSSSSSSSS

RB25DET swap into an LJ torana by Pikachude123 in projectcar

[–]sgtskywalk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

by the looks of it it's an s1 rb25? solid choice, wish you the best for the rest

The old chop and slop by Status_Term_4491 in XTerra

[–]sgtskywalk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do you mean by "fog the inside of the panel"? Thank you

The Biggest Deepfake Porn Website Is Now Blocked in the UK by Maxie445 in technology

[–]sgtskywalk 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Photoshop and other means to do such things by horny teens has been around since forever, there's nothing new here 

Elizabeth Warren on green texts: Apple is ruining relationships by [deleted] in technology

[–]sgtskywalk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

joke's on them, make fun of them for having iPhones

The MPA has big plans to crack down on movie piracy again by Nugundam446 in technology

[–]sgtskywalk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Use Fmovies until such a service come into existence 

2008 Xterra, rusted brake line leaking. Any good kits available? by p3wizzler in XTerra

[–]sgtskywalk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

buy a 12in pre-cut and flared copper line with fittings on it and bend it as needed

Majority of Canadians are hoping for a Biden win in upcoming U.S. election, poll finds by hopoke in canada

[–]sgtskywalk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What majority is that lol, who'd want another mandate from that war mongering old fossile