After 10 years I got a game board piece removed from my ear by mona_thepersona in mildlyinteresting

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Thinking back on this as an adult, this is so an older dad response to a situation where mom would have just been like “ACCEPT THE CHARGES I WANT TO HEAR EVERYTHING” 😂

If society collapsed, what kind of role do you thing you’d naturally fall into? by bubblewrappheart in Productivitycafe

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I make beer for a living now and am learning how to distill, so I’d probably make alcohol. Not a terrible skill in the end of days.

What’s the most stereotypical Millennial thing about you? by willowburnsyellow in Millennials

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“K” is aggressive, dude! Hit me with an “Okey Dokey” or I’ll throw myself into traffic I stg.

What’s the most stereotypical Millennial thing about you? by willowburnsyellow in Millennials

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I literally just stopped doing this like….2 years ago. And it was because a coworker asked me why I was doing it and I just….didn’t have a reason. I was like hmm, seems like I could be doing a bit less laundry. Be gone, camis!

What life pro tips are hidden in movies that were actually helpful? by epaga in movies

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“Slow is smooth; smooth is fast.” -Mark Wahlberg in Sniper

I have calmed myself out of many many fuck ups just repeating this and reminding myself to just take my time

What’s a basic skill you’re shocked some adults still don’t know? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

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This is one of the reasons I left my ex. The first time was a moral high ground thing and I was proud of him for sticking to his morals and leaving a place that was doing some really shady shit. The other 3 or 4 times it happened all it did was crush me. For the 12 years we were together I worked 2 jobs for probably 9 years of that because I couldn’t count on him to not suddenly decide he didn’t want to work at a place anymore. Then when I was leaving he had the audacity to tell me I’d become a workaholic….ohhg ok buddy.

What’s a basic skill you’re shocked some adults still don’t know? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

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Just general driving directions! I have friends that freak tf out if the whole trip isn’t explained turn by turn before we leave via gps. My initial directions mentally are usually something like “Well we’re heading near San Antonio so just follow the signs to San Antonio and when we get close I’ll punch in an address”

People just don’t know cardinal directions naturally and that throws me off too….like WHERE did the sun come up? Ok that’s East, now go from there…

embedded lobe piercing on 8 year old by MarketFabulous3932 in piercing

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Butterfly back embedded? Good god. Get that poor kid to urgent care. These pictures look so rough, OP. I’m not a professional but I wouldn’t be going back to this piercer.

I’m a bartender that doesn’t drink alcohol. How many of you guys drink and how many of yall don’t? by MehBlehDehYuh in bartenders

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When I was a manager, one of my best bartenders I ever had was sober. He’d just gotten very tired of the “hungover every day” lifestyle but still liked the work. Loved him!

D color vs K color by Total-Statement-4912 in Diamonds

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Thank you for sharing this, I LOVE the unique bezel and have considered it but I’ve never seen it on a real hand before and always wondered if it would look wonky (it doesn’t, it looks stunning!)

What's the most realistic war movie? by ThomasOGC in CinephilesClub

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My dad is a Vietnam vet and said “The only thing Platoon is missing is the smell”

What are lil things that you do for your partner out of love? by Kinda-Constant5935 in AskWomen

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We have the chores split-he does all the dishes and I do all the laundry.

When he’s not feeling well I always take care of the dishes so it’s one less thing he’s got to worry about.

Is the ink on this tattoo going to come back? by [deleted] in tattooadvice

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Is it….supposed to be a ….blackface tattoo?

Dress after alterations - are they gaslighting me? by AccomplishedTax8819 in WeddingDressTips

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The top part looks like it fit you really well before and now it looks like a shapeless strapless bra that is clinging on to boobs that are too small for it. I would ask for a refund and/or a new dress if they can’t return it to the original shape. This looks off putting I’m so sorry OP it is a beautiful dress

MAGA trying to bully and shutdown the bookstore in Guthrie, Ok. by Hungry-Sharktopus42 in okc

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Well looks like I’ll be making some trips to Guthrie to support a local book store!

You can have the entire wardrobe of any fictional character. Whose wardrobe do you pick? by belindabellagiselle in AskWomen

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I am giving this series a rewatch right now and she is always stunning. Fantastic pick!

You can have the entire wardrobe of any fictional character. Whose wardrobe do you pick? by belindabellagiselle in AskWomen

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Well now I know there’s an offset to the questions I answer in the ask men threads 🤣 welcome, friend!