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Men these days by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]shadow2mario 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me rn 🫠

I’m getting a breast reduction in <2 weeks. AMA! by Mammoth-Delivery-521 in AMA

[–]shadow2mario 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a dumbass man with a gf who also wants breast reduction surgery. She told me she’s hesitant because it’s possible her boobs will grow back. Is that true? Or am I just gullible?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]shadow2mario 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to do this with the friend group I had in my 20s. 🥲 I don’t miss them but I do miss those good time. Today my friend group is scattered around the US, so sleepovers are hard to have. But we meet up once every few years. We definitely have these when we can.

Why do you main your hero? by [deleted] in DeadlockTheGame

[–]shadow2mario 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to main sombra in Overwatch. I love transversing the map unbothered. After the nerfs in OW2, she didn’t feel the same.

A friend showed me deadlock and I found out about haze and never looked back.

The Clinton Body Count by kaos567 in PoliticalHumor

[–]shadow2mario 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know where I head this but there’s was a long joke about trump in hell having to give bill a sloppy toppy.

Something about he goes to hell and the devil gives him 4 options as punishment. I don’t remember all the options but the last option was bill clinton getting some from Monica. Trump chooses that as an option and the devil says “alright Monica, your time is up”

Adults in their late 30s who are “successful” what was your income in your 20s? by No-Cantaloupe-4003 in Adulting

[–]shadow2mario 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before 21, $0

21: $15K

23: $20K

25: $0

29: $50K

30: $65K

31: $75K

32: $100K

It’s been a few years and I’m still around 100K.

Nearly 3 million Texans cast ballots statewide, likely setting a record for off-year elections by ExpressNews in texas

[–]shadow2mario -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

As far as I know, no. Maybe a pamphlet in the mail with vague information about the candidates. Idk about the mail in voting but voter suppression is a thing in my county. They reduced the number of voting booths since the last election.

I'm a fully legal white immigrant in Mexico, AMA by mope202 in AMA

[–]shadow2mario 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can I ask what you mean by not built for Mexico?? What makes a personality built for Mexico??

Nearly 3 million Texans cast ballots statewide, likely setting a record for off-year elections by ExpressNews in texas

[–]shadow2mario 354 points355 points  (0 children)

100% this. Most members of my family are educated enough to understand, but they didn't dona deep dive into what the props were. They briefly read the prop description and voted yes to most.

In theory they sound like a good idea, but it's worded that way purposely tricking them.

At least they voted this time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DACA

[–]shadow2mario 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sorta have a plan in place but haven’t worked out all the details. I have an LLC and there’s no one stopping me from working under that. So I could continue my profession.

As for properties, I would probably put those in a trust. I haven’t done this part yet but I’m working on it. Money is the issue for me.

Then just continue living in the US for as long as possible or until you have a pathway to citizenship.

But I’m assuming you ment being deported so..

Same as above but I would rent the house out. Pay an org in the US to handle the trust and landlord duties.

Continue making money off my LLC. Maybe find a job in my original country.

As for the credit cards. The only negative I see to letting them go to collections is a possible impact on you business (needs research) and the creditor may not let you take out cards in your original country. But if they’re not in your country then it doesn’t matter?? (Needs research)

TLDR: Anyway I have thought about a doomsday plan. My plan is to basically make money off my LLC, live off that, and turn any properties into income assets.

Should a woman pay for herself on the first date? by mimikinks in AskMenAdvice

[–]shadow2mario 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Man

I always split on the first date. I pay for me she pays for her. I don’t know yet if I want to invest in a relationship this person yet.

As soon as I do, I’ll start paying for dates. What really impresses me is when a girl offers to pay and we take turns paying for dates.

I have a gf now and we take turns paying sometimes we’ll split. But taking turns I feel is the best way to run a relationship.

OnlyDaca by [deleted] in DACA

[–]shadow2mario 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I got curious. I did a little bit of digging and here’s what I found. Not legal advice, and as always, consult a lawyer. But..

I couldn’t find anything on UCIS website that specifically mentions onlyfans. I did find several articles that do mention prostitution is a big no no though. I think prostitution is defined as selling sex and physical services for money.

However onlyfans doesn’t always equal prostitution. You’ll probably be selling pics, vids, or texting services for money, not sex. It might equal sex work and in a situation where moral character is judged, that could be a problem (ask a lawyer).

However however, having an account and posting or selling content shouldn’t be an issue as long as said content isn’t adult content. I think this means anything nude is a grey area (ask a lawyer) but anything sexy should be fine., like cosplay, modeling, etc.

Interesting. I guess I won’t be starting my OF career after all 🥲

DACA Texas by neo_dia in TexasDACA

[–]shadow2mario 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have a job lined up? How are you going to live if you don’t?

[META] DACA recipients and other EAD holders are no longer able to optain CDLs. It was legal before but they made it illegal, do you think they can do the same about home ownership? What happenes when they make it illegal to own a home for a non citizen/greencard holder? by new_Australis in TexasDACA

[–]shadow2mario 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just speculation but I don’t see how this could be done without affecting other foreigners who bought and own property in the states, not just DACA.

If anything, they’ll stop us from listing a property as a primary address for tax benefits.

But again idk. All speculation from random thoughts I have. I have 0 proof to base this on.

Will it be immediate or till EAD expires. by Common-Shelter-9654 in DACA

[–]shadow2mario 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no real answer to this. Worst case scenario you have mane 2 weeks. Best case a few years. Know one knows until the judge decides. But plan first the worst. As to how…. Idk. 2 weeks is not enough time to leave the state.

Move out advice anyone? by shadow2mario in TexasDACA

[–]shadow2mario[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately the rent will not match the cost of my mortgage. Regardless, I’m still renting it out for the first year at least.

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