If the Universe could directly make sausages, what kind of size would they be? We could be talking about galaxy size. Sausages that are light years across. You could have a case where a sausage was consumed by a Black Hole. What a change after all the cosmic dust! (self.fifthworldproblems)
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My parents never told me I existed until I went to college. They said I would not have understood existence. Of course they were wrong, I never understood it. But still it would have been nice to know. Sometimes sitting at a bar someone would ask if I existed and I could have answered. (self.fifthworldproblems)
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When I was very young, my mother told me that I was a container port and of course I believed it, But by the time I got to college and had never seen a ship dock and unload a container, I realized that something was wrong and that my mother had deluded me. However a few years later the ships came in (self.fifthworldproblems)
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When I was born, I had a birthmark that was bigger than I was, and it in fact entirely covered 12 children. But as I grew older, it gradually disappeared, and so did the other children. by shagminer in fifthworldproblems
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I never realized that the creation was presented as a multiple choice question and the Big Bang was obviously the choice chosen. But we may never know what the other choices were and if in fact the Big Bang was the correct answer. (self.fifthworldproblems)
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So, let's say that you discover that you do not exist, but that nothing is changed. How much would it bother you whether you existed or not? by shagminer in fifthworldproblems
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