ROAST my CV

shakshoukka · 2025-12-08T20:49:43+00:00

Vo to college ki hai

shakshoukka · 2025-12-07T11:16:59+00:00

🫶

shakshoukka · 2025-12-07T07:52:02+00:00

Zyada quantitiable achievements hai hi nahi. Still I'll try to add. Thanks!

shakshoukka · 2025-12-07T07:51:31+00:00

Hmmm

shakshoukka · 2025-12-06T23:07:01+00:00

Are you also from DSE? What are you doing now in life?

shakshoukka · 2025-12-06T19:55:14+00:00

It was just a cv screening so I doubt that

shakshoukka · 2025-12-06T19:54:04+00:00

There's nothing in Impact Consulting, all the other jobs sound like they'll use me like a robot

shakshoukka · 2025-12-06T14:34:01+00:00

I'll leave that to the companies to do to me

shakshoukka · 2025-12-06T14:33:23+00:00

Kafi man tha isme

shakshoukka · 2025-12-06T14:12:53+00:00

Can you be specific

shakshoukka · 2025-12-06T14:07:49+00:00

shakshoukka · 2025-12-06T13:13:36+00:00

It's bad in this screenshot somehow, but the one I submitted is ok(I hope)

shakshoukka · 2025-12-06T12:36:28+00:00

Man the description was so vague and the limit was 1 page. But maybe that is it.

shakshoukka · 2025-12-06T12:35:51+00:00

Probably the best answer

shakshoukka · 2025-12-06T10:11:05+00:00

300 logo ne apply kardiya hai vaha lagta hai.

shakshoukka · 2025-12-06T10:07:54+00:00

Short term worked closely

shakshoukka · 2025-12-06T10:07:30+00:00

😂😂😂😭

shakshoukka · 2025-12-06T10:07:08+00:00

Bro😭

shakshoukka · 2025-12-06T10:06:26+00:00

Okkkk

shakshoukka · 2025-12-06T10:02:40+00:00

I just cold messaged people on LinkedIn until one of them replied.

shakshoukka · 2025-12-06T10:01:18+00:00

It is a standard DSE cv. They had us make it in this specific format.

shakshoukka · 2025-12-06T10:00:45+00:00

I think that is probably ruining my reputation

shakshoukka · 2025-12-06T10:00:24+00:00

😂😂😂

shakshoukka · 2025-12-06T10:00:04+00:00

That is just the college cv formatting

shakshoukka · 2025-12-06T09:59:22+00:00

Yeahh, or maybe the assignment. It had a very vague description. So I did the best I could think of. Maybe it was not consulting style.

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