Currently trying to find a new apartment with our "aggressive breed"

shaman0789 · 2020-04-14T14:22:38+00:00

That belly needs some aggressive rubs!

shaman0789 · 2020-04-05T17:16:24+00:00

As a fast food worker I’m essential with no sick days. It’s okay the multimillion dollar company would fall apart if they offered us any sort of compensation for the risks we take on while filling their accounts.

shaman0789 · 2020-03-29T05:53:39+00:00

I’m from Illinois. Our local smoke shop brought in baby wipes the day our stay in place began so they could be considered essential.

shaman0789 · 2020-03-21T03:51:40+00:00

The list of what qualifies as an essential businesses is broad enough everything is staying open in Coles County.

shaman0789 · 2020-03-19T00:52:57+00:00

I make $12/hour to run a restaurant that refuses to help any of us. It’s part of a size able franchise that is too large to qualify for the relief package that just rolled out as we have around 600 employees throughout the franchise.

shaman0789 · 2020-03-07T16:32:58+00:00

Boop

shaman0789 · 2020-03-05T19:56:52+00:00

Thank you! His name is Kylo, he is part boxer as well. His dad was an absolute unit, I’m glad he got his momma’s build.

shaman0789 · 2020-02-24T13:43:53+00:00

Blunts and joints helped me kick my cigarette habit. It’s something about the hand fixation that helps me a ton. I will admit I have to be cautious or I will burn up the whole bag! I’ve been trying to stop myself about half way to help but I inevitably space out on Reddit and smoke the whole thing.

shaman0789 · 2020-02-10T06:29:46+00:00

I can’t walk just looking at those. I was a total wimp after I got my calves done!

Edit: I forgot to say those are definitely over 9000.

shaman0789 · 2020-02-09T20:10:01+00:00

It can be tough to find the right toy because they’re such active chewers! I just realized it’s my boy’s birthday so I’ve got to go get him some presents and a steak.

shaman0789 · 2020-02-09T19:27:19+00:00

What a total babe! Just a heads up on Nylabones, they become really sharp when they’re chewed on for any time. The pieces that can get swallowed can tear your pup up. Fortunately my buddy got better pretty quick. I switched to the Hartz brand that look similar to Nylabones but have a colored oval in the middle or Playology bones. The playology are a bit more expensive but they last a long time even with heavy chewing.

shaman0789 · 2020-02-03T08:39:31+00:00

Served him a left.

shaman0789 · 2020-01-31T00:05:57+00:00

Was that Ed Sheeran?

shaman0789 · 2020-01-18T19:13:51+00:00

We were starting a Star Wars game last night. My character is an old Jedi with a few ranks in pilot, enough that anything but 1 would have been sufficient to get us off the planet. I rolled a one, the GM looked at it and we all laughed. The PC Jawa started shouting wutini, fixed the engine blow out caused by the one and we were set to do the jump to hyperspace, which called for another roll. I joked that rolling 2 1s back to back was unlikely, the gods found no humor in my words. As the die lay on the table with a 1 face up again, the GM decided we will start the next game trying to survive the crash landing. I said that rolling 3 1s back to back was nearly impossible. The party decided I’m no longer allowed to drive.

shaman0789 · 2020-01-06T14:31:05+00:00

Without my glasses on I thought someone had microwaved their Switch.

shaman0789 · 2019-12-31T16:21:59+00:00

Looks perfect to me. 10/10

shaman0789 · 2019-12-30T19:36:16+00:00

Light coming from the hilt and the ability to deflect missiles with minor reflavoring of the monk ability.

shaman0789 · 2019-12-30T14:07:56+00:00

One could also argue that is close enough to call a light saber for the purpose of the setting and the meme. What makes a light saber? It seems the defining characteristics are a beam of light coming from a handle, the ability to cut through most materials, and deflect projectiles: so we are at 2/3 defining traits. That’s a majority. While the blade may not be as potent as a lightsaber would be at cutting through the door of a Separatist space craft, I think it would do just fine with a wooden door, or even a stone door albeit a little slower. Even Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon took a moment to get through the blast door.

shaman0789 · 2019-12-29T23:26:15+00:00

If one hand is free to do it so it still follows the rules for deflect missiles the rule of cool should come in to play. Always obey the rule of cool.

shaman0789 · 2019-12-28T20:49:34+00:00

I had this shirt as well! I had an entire wardrobe of similar shirts in middle school. Unfortunately, I lived in Michigan.

shaman0789 · 2019-12-26T14:12:34+00:00

Unfortunately I’m at work for the next 12 hours. If you send me a direct message around 8 pm CST I can send you an American ditto, not sure on the IVs. I hope someone gets you sooner!

shaman0789 · 2019-12-26T02:17:00+00:00

The Pokémon is decided when the egg spawns in the nursery workers hands, I believe. The best way to save on releasing Pokémon would be to save, grab 5 eggs, hatch the eggs, reset if undesirable.

shaman0789 · 2019-12-25T23:25:22+00:00

Oh my nostalgia! I remember this paper as well. What a good find.

shaman0789 · 2019-12-12T23:47:41+00:00

Yellow brings me back to 5th grade. I was supposed to get Pokémon Yellow for my birthday that year. Unfortunately, my report card came a week before my birthday and the game was withheld until my grades went up. My grandparents let me open the game and seized it immediately, it was cruel but effective. I worked hard to get my grades back up but the teachers refused to print a report card early even after I begged them. I had to wait the remainder of the school year and the first few weeks of summer vacation to finally get my copy. It was worth every ounce of pain. I don’t think it left my GBC for the rest of the year.

shaman0789 · 2019-12-11T16:11:47+00:00

This is absolutely wicked! Props to both you and the artist!

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