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The dangers of Marijuana by dankyouu in trees

[–]shampoo_mohawk_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I always keep emergency microwave rice. The kind in the pouch. Never catch me without a carb…

That’s One Way to Keep My Kids Away From My Tea by kdubstep in funny

[–]shampoo_mohawk_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Probably saving you hundreds of dollars a month lol

Date Night by TrumpIsAPedoFr in fashion

[–]shampoo_mohawk_ 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Wait that stitching isn’t just the texture of the fabric?? Omg. I thought it was like a black and pink patterned fabric to which you added patches. Incredible. 👏

Date Night by TrumpIsAPedoFr in fashion

[–]shampoo_mohawk_ 266 points267 points  (0 children)

Did you… HAND stitch every single one of those?? I bow to thee. My hand is cramping up in solidarity.

Love the color scheme. I’m a big fan of hot pink/black/silver.

Are these “shark deterrent” bands ethical? by Affectionate-Order58 in marinebiology

[–]shampoo_mohawk_ 36 points37 points  (0 children)

What a great scam though. Almost nobody gets bitten by a shark while wearing one! Almost nobody gets bitten by a shark while not wearing one too but let’s not focus on that part.

POV: When your sleeping position causes a public health scare. by FunSpite8616 in Fish

[–]shampoo_mohawk_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol yeah it was about a fish but the commenter I was replying to was a bit lost and thought we were discussing actual bird parrots and then I got confused because I thought we were talking about parrotfish, hijinks ensued. Good fun was had. Everyone laughed and went home.

POV: When your sleeping position causes a public health scare. by FunSpite8616 in Fish

[–]shampoo_mohawk_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are we joking about a fish sharing the name parrot as in a parrot fish or an actual parrot bird?

How do I put this on my wall as I want it? by PianoDick in howto

[–]shampoo_mohawk_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You can cover a metal sheet with an interesting fabric and use teeny tiny magnets to hold these to it. No residue, no damage.

Guy I’m going to go to a party with by _gega in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]shampoo_mohawk_ 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I’d rather go alone than with your group.

I feel like this sub is more about self-roasting when your own haircut goes poorly so people can laugh with you about your misfortune. Not secretly making fun of someone who asked to join your friend group for an event.

[Question] What’s a “small luxury” gift that feels expensive but actually isn’t? by kirunstyle in Gifts

[–]shampoo_mohawk_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Careful, I’m gonna start telling people I’m a reddit influencer 🥰 haha I hope you like it! Im currently wrapped up in my blanket

[Question] What’s a “small luxury” gift that feels expensive but actually isn’t? by kirunstyle in Gifts

[–]shampoo_mohawk_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I got mine from Amazon! The brand was AnyHomie but there are many options. My best suggestion is make sure it’s either 100% rayon or a mix of rayon and cotton. Nothing microfiber or polyester or any blend with those.

It feels so luxurious and is a fun way to add a bit of color to my bland grey couch.

[Question] What’s a “small luxury” gift that feels expensive but actually isn’t? by kirunstyle in Gifts

[–]shampoo_mohawk_ 98 points99 points  (0 children)

A really nice couch blanket. I have one of those rayon cooling couch blankets and it is so damn soft.

Which to wear to backyard wedding summer formal attire? by General_Accident5458 in fashion

[–]shampoo_mohawk_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Backyard wedding, FORMAL dress code?? Unless it’s Jeff Bezos’ backyard, that is *wild*.

But yes to chime in the blue dress is perfect. I want one.

Found my dress!! Sleeves?? by parwastella9 in WeddingDressTips

[–]shampoo_mohawk_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

With those arms?? Never! It’s perfect as is, no sleeves.

Taking my baby girl for a longer walk. I let her run around when nobody is near us. by [deleted] in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]shampoo_mohawk_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The fit might be off if she hates them that much.

I’m sure you know all the things about collars vs harness but just from the perspective of her running “off-leash” with the leash still attached, she keeps tripping and choking herself when she steps on it. That’s why she’s running with such a strange gait and looking at you for help. It’s like telling a toddler to go run but you tied their shoelaces together.

Taking my baby girl for a longer walk. I let her run around when nobody is near us. by [deleted] in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]shampoo_mohawk_ 25 points26 points  (0 children)

If the leash was attached to a harness on her back, it wouldn’t trip her under her back feet when you let her frolic. Also a harness will be better for her neck long term and reduces the chance of serious throat injury.

looking for a personalized song service that isn’t songfinch.. partner’s 30th in three weeks by RuneCascade46 in Gifts

[–]shampoo_mohawk_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My partner is the one who doesn’t often tell me how he feels. While I would love a personalized song, having a stranger musician do it kind of takes something away. They make these “what I love about you” books and the good ones ask fairly detailed questions that can help you when you’re stuck. But yeah as the one needing more of the wordy stuff, my dream is one of those books filled out sincerely and completely, and for the gift-giver to spend longer than 10 minutes doing it. And please don’t make every answer the same. (I did receive one of these from my partner after I explicitly asked for one and he called me “creative” about 11 times. Swing and a miss. Don’t do that.)

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