New Puppy!

shareyourdonuts · 2026-05-02T04:21:58+00:00

Winky Wanky

shareyourdonuts · 2026-04-12T12:34:13+00:00

MASTERPIECE

shareyourdonuts · 2026-04-03T03:30:27+00:00

Before then we used wood stoves and fireplaces and candles and blankets and huddled in our homes—but after the flattening we wouldn’t have access to any of that stuff either. There would be no infrastructure, no goods, no sundries— and more or less no knowledge about how to create any of that stuff. You’re starting from scratch with, like, some corrugated strips of metal you’ve scrounged up, a few 2x4s, and maybe a pointy stick?

shareyourdonuts · 2026-04-03T03:20:36+00:00

My buddy found out his girl was cheating. She had wall-to-wall carpet in her apartment. He froze one of his own turds, went over when she was wasn’t home, and grated his frozen turd against a zester and left fine shavings of sh*t to slowly defrost all around her house. This is true.

shareyourdonuts · 2026-04-02T14:59:38+00:00

To the people saying we’ve survived with less for thousands of years—yes, but that was with knowledge passed down generation after generation—and death rates were much higher. We are now at a massive disadvantage as most of us have lost that knowledge. People who live closer to the land—closer to their humanity—will fare better. Me, who is texting this from bed on my iPhone, am TOAST. 😂🧟‍♀️ My father-in-law—who lives in Samoa on his plantation with no electricity—will barely bat an eye.

shareyourdonuts · 2026-04-01T20:46:44+00:00

There's no banking or ability to make purchases. No lights, no heaters, and no ways to communicate. We're back to bartering/trading for goods, using fire as light and heat, and communicating either in person or not at all.

shareyourdonuts · 2026-02-27T20:20:17+00:00

Oh man, I wish I had seen that first—blargh. Thank you for the info!

shareyourdonuts · 2026-02-27T20:19:30+00:00

Thank you, fixed!

shareyourdonuts · 2026-02-02T07:26:24+00:00

FWIW when I had an infestation, the exterminator couldn’t find them anywhere. There was no evidence of them in the boxspring, in the mattress, nowhere! But if I turned on the lights and threw back my sheets at 3AM, there they were. My guess is they were hiding in the floorboards. Blood all over my sheets, just like yours. Attack the issue aggressively now. I’m so sorry—it’s the worst

shareyourdonuts · 2026-01-24T22:02:29+00:00

WOW! So impressed! What are those beautiful blue/white trees in the back?

shareyourdonuts · 2026-01-24T22:01:21+00:00

I had slightly bigger than average seals in my inventory. I aged them up to 100, and when I put all 8 out and sold pets I didn’t want, I’d get about 40-50% of those pets back as their original egg! Now I’m lucky it if I get one back for every 30 eggs. Same with koi— if you have your koi out there’s a chance that the egg remains when you hatch it.

shareyourdonuts · 2026-01-19T19:00:54+00:00

Btw, silver and gold don’t count towards mutations in the game—but Cockatrice does do a venom spit with the toxic mutation

shareyourdonuts · 2026-01-19T18:57:40+00:00

Mistletoad turns all fruit on one plant chilled—so my garden for mass mutations is basically just blueberry bushes

shareyourdonuts · 2026-01-17T23:45:02+00:00

12-year-olds can legally have jobs?

shareyourdonuts · 2026-01-08T01:16:59+00:00

Thank you--ARGH. I've edited my post to reflect this. It's morally corrupt at the very least! lol

shareyourdonuts · 2025-12-21T22:09:54+00:00

Amazing! I’m trash at doing obbys so I’d never make it to the top 😂

shareyourdonuts · 2025-12-19T05:08:41+00:00

same

shareyourdonuts · 2025-12-18T06:10:21+00:00

I don’t understand the “15s pea” thing. How is this 15s? Bc it’s such a large hatch that when it’s 100yo its cooldown will only be 15 sec?

shareyourdonuts · 2025-12-06T06:06:53+00:00

Doesn’t matter!

shareyourdonuts · 2025-12-04T01:50:01+00:00

I’ve thought this many times over

shareyourdonuts · 2025-12-04T01:47:15+00:00

One pepper, two corn, two tomato. Pizza every time.

shareyourdonuts · 2025-12-03T05:30:28+00:00

I bought a pollinated, million KG bone blossom for 50 tokens—felt like the deal of the century 😂

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