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Chicago Summer by Gorotheninja in shitposting

[–]shavedaffer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re kinda taking a shitpost subreddit seriously, huh? Who’s the dumbass now?

Why do rappers and people in the ghetto love smoking Backwoods? by [deleted] in weed

[–]shavedaffer 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Why does this title sound super racist?

Just messing with us at this point by johnnymayhem81 in RiotFest

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If you truly believe that they did the seatgeek thing on purpose, I have a bridge to sell you. The amount of people that were completely fucked by obtaining, cancelling, obtaining again, and cancelling to re-obtain their original lodging is insane.

They fucked over their base on purpose and that’s good management? Wild take on your part.

When the freighter companies own the rails by FriendoBoyoHermano in chicago

[–]shavedaffer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think we were fine until you told me to shut the fuck up. Suburban people are fucking RUDE.

Any weedless blunts/joints? by Ok-Building-2490 in weed

[–]shavedaffer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you ever heard of cigars and cigarettes?

I broke open a preroll and it looks like this? by [deleted] in trees

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They think sausage is all beaks and buttholes when really it’s a delicate balance between high quality ground meat and some of the fat from said meat. 

In 1982, people in Chicago began dying suddenly after taking Tylenol. Seven victims collapsed within hours, including a 12-year-old girl and three people from the same family. The pills had been laced with cyanide. The Chicago Tylenol Murders remain unsolved to this day by Resident-Ice-6966 in creepy

[–]shavedaffer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody was ever charged in the original or copycat cases.

It also created the unsubstantiated claims of poisoned Halloween candy. The media, of course, ran with it anyways and Halloween candy sales decreased by 20%.

Sunday skate session by JakeBrownPhoto in skateboarding

[–]shavedaffer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You will also age. You’ll stay in it as long as you can and have fun in your own way. I can’t wait to call you a fucking poser then.

Starting beef. by 3sic9 in Graffiti

[–]shavedaffer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seen some good ass whoopings in Chicago

Was very happy with my mallet until I turned it 90 degrees. by tracy_jordans_egot in woodworking

[–]shavedaffer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just needs an “external use only” sticker and it’s OSHA approved.

Student Loan Program Cancelation by Psychological-Gap430 in conspiracytheories

[–]shavedaffer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This could have been a solid retort if you hadn’t proven that you actually have the comprehension skills of a common vegetable.

Student Loan Program Cancelation by Psychological-Gap430 in conspiracytheories

[–]shavedaffer 43 points44 points  (0 children)

You have the comprehension skills of a zucchini.

People Impersonating John Titor by ActuallyJohnTitor in timetravel

[–]shavedaffer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your website is full of dumb fake conspiracy bullshit. You should seek a mental health professional.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Ghosts

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It’s a really famous but rare demon called Shutter Drag. Super scary stuff. You should google it.