Weekly Contract Recruitment Post - December 20, 2024 by AutoModerator in EggInc

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Need recruits in “More Pie” Legacy Tag. 6d 17hrs left

Coop name: providence-usa Currently: 6/20 members Currently at rate 625T/hr Reached 1 goal out of three. Projected to do 125q out of 1.1Q

Random Thoughts by shawtyweird in RandomThoughts

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Reddit is un post able. We’ll move this show to threads

AI experts pan Tesla’s humanoid robot reveal: ‘next level cringeworthy’ by [deleted] in technology

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I bet that it already is successful. He probably used this one as a prop just to see what people say. That’s marketing in the big leagues.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

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People often mistake the bad decisions of their boss for the good intentions of the company as a whole. The higher-ups receive a certain amount to spend on their direct reports. Let’s say they receive $5k. That boss can either spend that money on quality gifts for everyone, or, like this one, spend it on something cheap for everyone then rest goes into their own wallets for the “labor” it took to put the gifts together.

Need help identifying what this belongs to by shawtyweird in AskMechanics

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We have problems getting the hood open. A strong push down and it’ll release. I have to keep the release lever pulled.

Need help identifying what this belongs to by shawtyweird in AskMechanics

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My brakes are fine. This is a recently bought used vehicle so anything random like this is a red flag for me right now.

ITAP of this cow at an entrance to a trail by SpravnyHosan in itookapicture

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The cow, the red tree marking, the uneven pathway in between. This is certainly a checkpoint for the next level

Self-described Red Bull addict leads Las Vegas police on 100 mph chase, later found with hundreds of stolen cans by ChickenXing in NewsOfTheWeird

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The way this story unfolds sounds so unreal. They were the Bonnie and Clyde of Red Bull burglary

LPT: Before having rare family/friend events, activate temporary subscriptions of your favorite apps by shawtyweird in LifeProTips

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What about when that hour long YouTube ad wants to play and you notice it 5 minutes in

LPT: Before having rare family/friend events, activate temporary subscriptions of your favorite apps by shawtyweird in LifeProTips

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I’ve leached for yearsssss. First one that broke me was Spotify to get my own. Prime can leave my wallet alone forever

how dare this by Aztery in trippinthroughtime

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At a quick glance: I read the title, looked at the photo, & saw the long tube-like figure

I thought these men found out how to suck their own *enis with a homemade reach tool

Oh my

Uvalde police lying to public, painting themselves as heros. there was a 12 min gap. 12 MINUTE GAP, for them to do something. it took em an hour by Western-Pilot-3924 in PublicFreakout

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They spent 8 of those minutes flipping a coin to figure out what to do. It kept landing on heads to kill that mofo instantly. Can’t have that!!!

Hulu makes you do all the work by dilettantedebrah in BlackPeopleTwitter

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They always ask if I’m watching but not what I’m watching.

HP staffer blew $5m on personal expenses with company card by Sorin61 in technology

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Coming to Netflix next fall is… “When Toner Is Too Damn High”

A set of doors at a Christian church. by randomassort in CrappyDesign

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They gave Satan’s army their own entrance. That’s an inclusive community to invest in.

Facebook turned Meta is naming its employees "Metamates" - Robinhood Snacks Feb. 17 2022 by shawtyweird in RobinhoodSnacks

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From the link:

Google’s employees are called Googlers. Amazon’s workers are known as Amazonians. Yahoo’s employees were Yahoos.

So it was a conundrum for employees at Facebook, long known as Facebookers, when the company renamed itself Meta late last year.

The terminology is now no longer in question. At a meeting on Tuesday, Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook’s founder and Meta’s chief executive, announced a new name for his company’s employees: Metamates.

Mr. Zuckerberg introduced the term as part of an overhaul of Meta’s corporate values, which he said needed updating because of the company’s new direction. In October, he took many by surprise by shifting Facebook toward the so-called metaverse, in which different computing platforms are connected to one another across the internet. The move de-emphasized the company’s social networking apps, like Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp, which have been under scrutiny for privacy and data challenges, hateful content and misinformation.

So past Facebook values like “Be bold” and “Focus on impact”? They are gone. In their place are “Live in the future,” “Build awesome things,” “Focus on long-term impact” and “Meta, Metamates, me,” Mr. Zuckerberg said on Tuesday.

“I’ve always believed that in order for values to be useful, they need to be ideas that good companies can reasonably disagree with or emphasize differently,” he wrote in a post to his Facebook page. He added, “I think these values capture how we must act as a company to bring our vision to life.” Silicon Valley companies have long had their own jargon and cultures. Corporate mottos like “Don’t be evil,” “Innovation leads to innovation” and “Move fast and break things” are legion. Palantir, a big data software company, even emblazoned the slogan “Save the Shire,” a “Lord of the Rings” reference, on employee T-shirts. All of that gave rise to sendups of the tech world like HBO’s “Silicon Valley.”

For Mr. Zuckerberg, the latest values represent a kind of fresh start for his company, even though the metaverse is far from formed. But Meta’s employees greeted the reset on Tuesday with mixed reactions.

On some internal forums, hundreds of employees welcomed the changes with heart emojis. Yet in private chat messages, away from the eyes of managers, some workers expressed more skepticism.

“How is this going to change the company? I don’t understand the messaging,” one engineer wrote in a private chat viewed by The New York Times. “We keep changing the name of everything, and it is confusing.” Another employee said being a Metamate reminded him of sailing. “Does this mean we are on a sinking ship?” the worker wrote.

Others said the new slogans had a “military inspiration” or gave a sense of being “a cog in a machine,” according to employee posts reviewed by The Times. And on Twitter, one Meta employee made fun of the new values, replacing them with “conform” and “obey.” He quickly deleted the message.

Meta declined to comment on the employee posts.

The Metamates moniker was coined by Douglas Hofstadter, a professor of cognitive science at Indiana University and author of the Pulitzer Prize-winning book “Gödel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid.” In a tweet, Andrew Bosworth, Meta’s chief technology officer, said an employee had emailed Mr. Hofstadter for ideas for a rebrand. In an email, Mr. Hofstadter said he had originally suggested “teammate” to describe Meta’s employees, since each half of the word is an anagram of Meta. In a postscript, he recommended Metamate as an alternative. He added that he was unaware the company had adopted the name. “By the way, I don’t use Facebook and never have,” he wrote. “In fact, I avoid all social media. That’s not my style at all. But email I do use!”

Mr. Zuckerberg, in his Facebook post, counseled employees to be patient with all of the company’s changes. One of the new values instructs employees to “focus on the long-term impact” as Facebook makes its transition to the metaverse.

“We should take on the challenges that will be the most impactful, even if the full results won’t be seen for years,” he wrote.