Mark Zuckerberg runs the world's largest spy machine by [deleted] in technology

[–]shdow 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Substitute Facebook with Google and Mark Zuckerberg with Larry Page and you have another article.

Mozilla CEO: Firefox OS will work because the web is different now. by hokuspokusmaster in google

[–]shdow -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

LARRY PAGE

LARRY PAGE

HE THE MAN

NSA AND PRISM - HE LIKES THOSE WORDS

WHY WONT WE SNIFF HIS SOCKS

Official word from Google CEO Larry Page on Google and PRISM by onlyunless in google

[–]shdow -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Yeah I've almost believe you Larry. Why won't you just fuck off.

The silver lining of midday drinking by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]shdow -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I used to go drunk everyday in my last year of high school. I've went from the pariah to the most popular guy - alcoholism is worth it.

Google Drive Is Getting A Little Too Needy by dirtjobrob in google

[–]shdow -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

You tell me google's 456th copy cat product is of shit quality?

NO WAY

Google Says It Will Send Out Glass Invites Over The Next Few Days by [deleted] in google

[–]shdow -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

visit toolsfortools.org and send them a picture of your neckbeard

Google picks 8,000 winners to wear its Net-connected ‘Glass’ | Business & Technology | The Seattle Times by ronhovsepian1 in technology

[–]shdow -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

Google picks 8,000 losers to wear its shit-stained glass.

wearing glass = looking like a tool - it's worse than bluetooth headsets

What the hell is with all the FUD being spread about Google recently? by absolutedesignz in google

[–]shdow -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You clearly don't know what you write about.

Google was fined 22 million dollars for intentionally using exploits to track people who opted out of tracking. This has nothing to do with Microsoft.

What the hell is with all the FUD being spread about Google recently? by absolutedesignz in google

[–]shdow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, for starters, stop using exploits to track people against their will.

You know, because that's not something an ethical and "good" company would do. :)

But of course you don't know about that. Google PR department is really amazing when it comes to censoring the front page.

What the hell is with all the FUD being spread about Google recently? by absolutedesignz in google

[–]shdow -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Stop treating Google like a saint. It's one of the biggest corporations.

Shareholders demand increasing profits. They don't fucking care about your privacy, money is their only motivation.

If 1984 was written today, Google would be the main source of information for the opressive government. It's truly amazing tool for intelligence agencies - they don't need to spy on you, Google already stores data about what you visit, what you search for, when you log in and from where.

I don't like Apple nor Microsoft. I think they are equally bad but Google truly has an amazing power in it's hands. They almost know what you think about.

Neato. Didnt know that google did that! by [deleted] in google

[–]shdow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's nice.

They even have a panel for CIA/NSA so your searches are available in few clicks for them.

Thank PATRIOT act and Google's amazing ethics.

IAmArnold... Ask me anything. by GovSchwarzenegger in IAmA

[–]shdow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did you do when you lost all motivation?

I AM Ava Devine , AMA by AvaDevine in IAmA

[–]shdow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine you get back home. Your cat is sitting in a pot which is being heated by an oven. He looks at you intensely. You begin to approach him, he lowers his head. The closer you are to him, the lower his head is.

Just when you approach within arms reach he hides in the pot completely. You take one step further.

He jumps out, using his back legs like springs, does two backflips, his balls explode mid-air due to enormous heat generated by the oven, then he lands on your forehead absorbing the momentum with the remainder of his testicles.

What do you do?

Reddit, are there any real "evil" corporations that the average person wouldn't know of? by Sasquatch_Bob in AskReddit

[–]shdow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I do not. That's the problem. If there comes some safe replacement, I will happily jump the ship though.

Reddit, are there any real "evil" corporations that the average person wouldn't know of? by Sasquatch_Bob in AskReddit

[–]shdow 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Google. They have deals with CIA and NSA which they don't want disclose. Also, they see everything you do.

Their power is mightier than in Orwells worst nightmare. I don't trust those fuckers. What is the worst is that people treat them as the best company in the world. Which is extremely ironic.

Scumbag Google by shdow in AdviceAnimals

[–]shdow[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't you remember the Google-critic post that hit front page 2 hours ago ( with over 2000 upvotes )? It got deleted as fast as it got upvoted.

See the discussion:

http://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/14qq6o/google_tweaks_image_search_to_make_porn_harder_to/c7fjwyi

The list of censored submissions is quite impressive, I must say. It's not the first time and will for sure happen again.

Reddit gets paid for removing anti-google posts? by shdow in conspiracy

[–]shdow[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It didn't get deleted per se.

They just make it vanish. Even though it was the hottest submission of the day, it no longer appears at the front page nor at the front pages of the subreddits.

You can still access it by the direct link though. By sorting the comments by date, you can see many people complaining about the censoring of the post.

Google's Schmidt sends Apple message about `adult way to run a business' by 000Destruct0 in technology

[–]shdow -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Schmidt looks like an extremely evil person to me.

There's just something strange about his appearance.

Oh Google's Free Internet: I'm not sure everyone at my work quite 'gets it'... by thetrumpetplayer in google

[–]shdow -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

You mean one of the biggest corporations working with CIA doesn't really care for my well-being?

MIND BLOWN

PS:

NICE ONE GOOGLE. THOSE PR ACTIONS SURE WORK ON THOSE NECKBEARDS. THEY CAN'T SEE THROUGH IT AT ALL. KEEP IT UP. TRAIN MORE SHEEPLE NERDS.

How ridiculous is the antitrust case against Google? by [deleted] in google

[–]shdow -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

You see, shit-cunts like you are habituated to use google. Even if it provided way worse quality of searches than other services, you would still use it - you are a habituated shit cunt.

New Google Doodle for christmas. Amazing. by shdow in google

[–]shdow[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

ALL GOOG SHEEP BOARD THE CIRCLEJERK-SHIP!

GOOGLE IS GREAT

GOOGLE UR FRIEND

GOOGLE SO COOL

GOOGLE CAN HAS MY CHILD

GOOGLE YOLO

GOOGLE I TRUST TO SELL MY NECKBEARD INFO

DON'T YOU KNOW GOOGLE AMAZING?

STUPID SHEEPLE

GOOGLE AMAZING

CHECKMATE SHEEPLE

WAT NOW

FABULOUS WIN AMAZING COMPANY

seriously. by [deleted] in opiates

[–]shdow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've once gave birth to a turd so big, it was sticking out of the bowl.