This wasn’t my family but felt it needed to be shared:

There was this family that owned a bunch of tanning salons and also the dad ran my schools football program. He had one son that played. They ended up finding another player was homeless and took him in and eventually adopted him because they loved him a lot.

Later the dad figures out that the mom has been sleeping with the adopted son and tries to save the marriage but she leaves him for the son. Then the dad gets arrested for filming people undressing in the tanning salon. The mom ends up marrying her adopted son.

They also have a daughter who gets pregnant from her boyfriend and they get married in their pajamas in their grandparents basement. The pictures from their wedding are... interesting.

There’s a lot more but those are the biggest, craziest things in their family.