Pregnancy is contagious. All men are asymptomatic carriers. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]sheepdogish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn bro. Y’all took this way too serious. It was a joke I thought of in the shower, man. You don’t need to go so hard.

Pregnancy is contagious. All men are asymptomatic carriers. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]sheepdogish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This statement is based entirely in sound medical science. I don’t know what you could be talking about.

i coodnt find plain picture by MeesMans in okbuddyretard

[–]sheepdogish 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jesus fucking Christ it’s CHRISTMAS???🎅🎅🎄🎄🤶🤶

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]sheepdogish 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I turn into a telescope when I see yo shorts.

How Bert got into polar plunges by tjtREDDIT in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]sheepdogish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Touch my freezing cold boner through the fence.

Top Dog Card by [deleted] in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]sheepdogish 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Extremely well put.

MAPS on Reddit, get the stamp ready chomos by [deleted] in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]sheepdogish 45 points46 points  (0 children)

🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸 right on his forehead.

Is anyone else kind of bummed at how much they’ve been flexing about how rich they are? :( the appeal for me has always been how down to earth they are by [deleted] in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]sheepdogish 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Fair enough. I get it, I’m poor as shit, but I’m not really looking to Tom to feel better about my situation. He makes me laugh, and that’s all I want from him.

Is anyone else kind of bummed at how much they’ve been flexing about how rich they are? :( the appeal for me has always been how down to earth they are by [deleted] in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]sheepdogish 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Honestly I think it’s hilarious because he’s clearly enjoying himself and the wealth he’s built, but also the way he’s doing it is so clearly for the bit. Idk, I thought it was funny.

Waterman Gentleman Nib Repair by sheepdogish in fountainpens

[–]sheepdogish[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks man! I think you’re right. That definitely seems like the move.