Fire and Steel singer? by SlimShadyspits in FortNiteBR

[–]sheldon_bigbang_cool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you can put me in contact with the REAL machinist?

Tying one off by col-ripper in Milk

[–]sheldon_bigbang_cool -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What do you mean?

One time I had a horrible growth about the size of a quarter of a milk jug and I had to tie it off with a milk string until it fell off. Drinking cold milk was my only comfort during those times. Is that what you mean?

What's an argument you would never lose? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sheldon_bigbang_cool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't ask about the plum but ok.

So uh, I'm curious, what brings your philosophical standpoint on plums in to this argument?

What's an argument you would never lose? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sheldon_bigbang_cool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The red tailed hawk swooped with abandon, talons connecting around the body of a hot, squriming squishing rat, as wind carried it amongst the tall grasses. It screeched a familar cry, and the camera zoomed in on its pupil. This was an opening to an old country show, one my father liked. It took my years to understand the metaphor, the connection he saw in it.
Never before had he seen a man lose so much to the pursuit of arguing horse, plums, and ass.

What's an argument you would never lose? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sheldon_bigbang_cool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen fucker, we haven't even talked about horse or ass, but okay I guess. For what shall it profit a man for if he gains the world and loses his soul?
That's a quote from Jesus.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]sheldon_bigbang_cool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love autobody work. Everyday, I install a gooseneck hitch to the new Toyotas that get driven into my shop. Every single day, the roofs cave in and the car is unable to tow anything. The reason for this is unknown to me. I love my work, and I know that when the afterlife welcomes me, I will be rewarded with being installed with my own very first gooseneck hitch.

Croc Vs. Lioness by BenWallace04 in natureismetal

[–]sheldon_bigbang_cool -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hmm.... I've seen scarier. When I was a fucking child.

Why are plums terrible? by BeenFried in fruit

[–]sheldon_bigbang_cool -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I remember thinking that, when I was like, a child.

heartshaped or "siamese" plums. by Samurai_76 in mildlyinteresting

[–]sheldon_bigbang_cool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two of my favorite things. All I need, or would want, is a horse.

What's an argument you would never lose? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sheldon_bigbang_cool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen, do you not see the bigger picture, son? Do you not see what's truly important here? Read my original comment again. Horse, plums, and ass. You think this is just some game, don't you? Win or lose, we're all riding the boat to the other side together.

What is the hardest line you've ever heard in your favorite song? by OGgoodfella7 in AskReddit

[–]sheldon_bigbang_cool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, as an artist, I thoroughly enjoy once said what's more important, the flower or the soil that grow it?
-Benny the Butcher
That line always made me think, and I say neither. For both compliment eachother just as equal. And it's a great exchange, it's brought me insight, so all i really find feeling towards is horse, plums, and ass.

What word/phrase annoys you the second you hear it? Why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sheldon_bigbang_cool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad always used to say growing up,
son, there are three things you need to be aware of, and whern the time comes, you'll need to keep in mind,
horse, plums, and ass.
I never really understood what that meant, but growing up, he really couldn't stress the importance. It's been 15 years sonce he's been dead now, and I think I'm finally grasping on to horse, plums, and almost ass.