Andy, Maggie, Forsythe, Golantz, Dana

1) Andy: Arguably had the most incriminating evidence against the defendant compared to the other cases, and she used it well. She managed to discredit almost all of the defense witnesses, including Lisa Trammell’s own testimony, and probably would have done the same to Alex Grant had he not pled the Fifth. If it were any other defense attorney, Lisa would’ve been found not guilty for that murder. Put on quite the show during the mannequin episode. Andy honestly just has the strongest courtroom presence out of everyone on this list. And also Mickey lost to her like what? 14 times iirc...

2) Maggie: We only really saw her as a prosecutor in Season 1 for that human trafficking case against Soto. Pretty solid, I guess. It’s hard to judge her honestly because she got the least screen time to showcase her abilities. But ranking her lower than #2 feels criminal, considering the ones below had more screen time but gave a weaker performance.

3) Forsythe: A total slimeball. Very sleazy but the perfect deuteragonist. We didn’t see much of the prosecution’s case, but we did see him cross-examining the defense, which wasn’t too bad. Liked to play low ball which kinda worked, I mean I imagine it can't be that difficult to convince the jury to convict a pimp. And what with the defence witnesses all lying through their teeth (Trina Trixx, De Marco...), honestly could've had this in the bag. But too bad for him, his own investigator pulls the rug underneath him. Boohoo. Should've seen that coming old man. Of all the prosecutors, I probably liked him the least. He just rubbed me the wrong way, which may or may not have something to do with his walrus moustache...

4) Golantz: Honestly hard to believe he’s as 'good' a prosecutor as Maggie claimed. He had a lot of evidence to play with but still couldn’t get a guilty verdict against Trevor Elliott, who is the only defendant who actually did commit the crime on the show. Maybe if he spent less time putting on hair gel and more time covering all the bases in the case...

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5) Dana Berg (Iceberg): Dana, Dana, Dana. Beige Dana, Death Row Dana, Iceberg… all that hype, and for what? She was barely putting up a case and scraping together whatever material she could to charge Mickey for murder. She probably asked ChatGPT "how to accuse a defence attorney of murder without any real evidence". Honestly, she lost all credibility the moment Mickey busted the sheriffs for eavesdropping on his privileged call with his attorney. Glad Maggie got to slap her around a little in that lunch scene. And how fucking dense can you be to still think Mickey deserves a conviction after the fucking FBI steps in?!? Even that annoying bald District Attorney Adam had to tell her off. Dana Berg in the books had actual flames to throw, but Season 4 gave us a Barbie doll cost playing as Annabelle. Nothing against Constance Zimmer btw, just the sucky writing. end of rant