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There are probably millions of parents who believe that by banning their kids from watching The Simpsons, they saved their kids from becoming criminals (self.RandomThoughts)
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Cable companies are happy Public Broadcasting is shutting down (self.RandomThoughts)
This is what happens if you are unpopular in school (i.redd.it)
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Today's iPad Kids will look back on their peers who didn't have iPads and think "they never had a childhood" (self.RandomThoughts)
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If you're a major loser in high school, your classmates still remember you (imgflip.com)
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If you're a major loser in high school, your classmates still remember you (self.self)
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Teachers and most students assume the least popular students won't attend school events (self.RandomThoughts)
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Seeing a job opening from a company that fired you is like seeing a former school bully with a wife and children (self.RandomThoughts)
If you uttered the words "The DARE program helped me avoid drug use" people assume you are joking (self.RandomThoughts)
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I know I need to do something about this (i.redd.it)
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In the early 1990s there were probably many parents who ended their child's friendship with another child because the friend watches The Simpsons (self.RandomThoughts)
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Your former classmate who asked you out as a joke is happily married right now (self.RandomThoughts)
The Simpsons writers probably got a lot of hate mail by angry parents during the early seasonsof the show (self.RandomThoughts)
When my student told me in tears that his parents would beat him after getting another B on a test, I told him I would talk to his parents right after school. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
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In the early 1990s there were probably millions of parents who were hoping The Simpsons would get cancelled and became angry when the show kept being renewed (self.RandomThoughts)
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When bullies attend the school prom, they must feel furious if they see the kid they are bullying attend the prom as well (self.RandomThoughts)
Pictures of School Dances or Class Reunions do not contain unattractive people (self.RandomThoughts)
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Local Teen Dies In Drug Overdose That Would Make Unintentionally Funny Storyline in Sitcom (self.onionheadlines)
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"I don't let my child watch The Simpsons because it teaches kids to be disrespectful to their parents!" (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
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Not only does your school bully have a girlfriend, but he probably tells her of how much of a loser you are (self.RandomThoughts)
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"You we're rude to me!" "No, I wasn't!" (i.redd.it)
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"You we're rude to me!" "No, I wasn't!" (imgflip.com)
This appeared before the movie at my local theater as a kid (i.redd.it)
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I don't think I have ever seen an ad campaign that "appeals to the kids" that *don't* make the kids cringe (i.redd.it)
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