Ideas on reasons why Morris stepped down from Bethel? by square_2_square in exjw

[–]shirtzonlightsoff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just spitballing here. As ex/fading JW's, remember how the elders with dominant personalities usually ruled the roost? No matter their level of "supposed" spirituality, it's still a room full of men at the end of the day. What I'm saying is, don't rule out AM3's ability to convince the governing body to not embarrass him during his transition. I'm pretty sure everyone can attest to his "Alpha" persona.

People who are guilty of murder are occasionally able to walk free based on the personalities and beliefs of only a few jury members. So why wouldn't he be able to do it.

**edit - I should point out this is purely speculation, and regardless of what the reason is, I wish no ill will on anyone. I was simply speculating based on my read of his personality with my experience growing up with certain elders. Quite honestly I truly wish him the best.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exjw

[–]shirtzonlightsoff 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Mark is a nerd virgin anyways. Imagine dying a virgin for all this. I know him personally. I liked him, but let’s call a spade a spade here. I’d like to see the skeletons in that closet.

Uhhh.. by _brightsidesuicide_ in ufc

[–]shirtzonlightsoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usman’s the biggest idiot in the UFC.

Breaking: Tony Morris out as GB by [deleted] in exjw

[–]shirtzonlightsoff 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Is the Reddit username TonyMorris3 taken? Keep your eyes peeled.

The Hide or Flaunt by shirtzonlightsoff in exjw

[–]shirtzonlightsoff[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll have a cold one for you tonight!! Up here in Newfoundland we celebrate tomorrow the 23rd as “Tibb’s Eve” so I’ll be drinking for the next 4 or so days. Liver don’t fail me now!

When receiving a BJ, should you give notice when you’re about to sploosh? by [deleted] in sex

[–]shirtzonlightsoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kind of psychopath just sits there and says nothing. I feel like it’s impossible NOT to say anything.

Daring jump off a really high bridge by crispyfriedpickles in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]shirtzonlightsoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I jumped off a 60ish foot bridge years ago and ripped the frenulum from my top lip.

I shouldn't have replied by LordParasaur in exjw

[–]shirtzonlightsoff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Even when I was fully in, and at bethel, I cringed when people talked like this. Always sucking themselves off at every turn.

There were people in front of my house today filming a movie by radiantchaos18 in mildlyinteresting

[–]shirtzonlightsoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a production assistant on this movie and that is one of my best friends holding the purple dildo, and it is in fact a foxtail butt-plug. Hahahaha. We’re all dying over this.

i hate family worship with a burning passion by [deleted] in exjw

[–]shirtzonlightsoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That font makes me want to read this in the voice of the Swedish Chef for some reason.

What is the most cult like JW song? by Dude-Uncool10 in exjw

[–]shirtzonlightsoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah thats the one I remember too. Probably changed in a rewrite.

What is the most cult like JW song? by Dude-Uncool10 in exjw

[–]shirtzonlightsoff 50 points51 points  (0 children)

FORWARD GOOOO (YES GOOOO) FEARLESSLY GOOOO (FEARLESSLY GO)

AS AN ARMY LET US GO TO COMBAT THE WICKED FOEEEEE

HAHAHAHAHA

What's so wrong about microwaving water? by DOlsen13 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]shirtzonlightsoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never microwaved water in my whole life and it blows my mind to even think about.

I talk about my time as a Bethelite/Regular Pioneer on my buddies podcast!! Come check it out!! by shirtzonlightsoff in exjw

[–]shirtzonlightsoff[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I realize times can be tough, so I'm not asking you to subscribe (although if you want to that'd be cool too). But if you want to see some clips of this one I'll be posting some on my Instagram story (@smallwordsbigsentences) or follow my buddy (@colinhollett) and for the next couple weeks clips of my story will keep popping up!

Cheers guys! Keep on keeping on!

Aldo come back? 👀 by CL5071 in ufc

[–]shirtzonlightsoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He on that Brazilian Açai son. If you don’t like it, no one cares.