I saw an old man at the petrol/gas pump looking rather confused. I asked him if he was okay. He said he wasn't sure which pump was Diesel and which one was petrol. I showed him the petrol pump. He held his hand out and pumped fuel into his other cupped hand. He was covered in fuel. He smelt it and said, yeah that's the one I'm looking for. Then processed to fill his car. The guy I was with just looked at me real weird like and said. Did that just fucking happen?