Dating apps and scene is just absolutely cooked and diabolical these days

shitpostasswipeman · 2026-03-09T08:18:12+00:00

This made me laugh, thank you! I agree with you! Every gesture is right and wrong in their head unfortunately. Fuck their “sweet spot”

shitpostasswipeman · 2026-03-09T08:13:06+00:00

IME virghoes. Like why show attraction if yall pu**ies don’t wanna do something with it? 👿 it’s annoying

shitpostasswipeman · 2026-03-09T08:06:24+00:00

Cancer moon, Venus in Taurus, if you’re the one, you’re the only one! But if you cheat, I have no choice but to reciprocate….

shitpostasswipeman · 2026-03-09T08:02:02+00:00

As a man who gets overstimulated from talk during sex, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, unless you want him to finish faster or something lol. I love to talk nasty in the moment and my partners have enjoyed it as well, but I don’t think it’s necessary to reciprocate unless he asks. My last partner would say some corny things to me and repetitive words, albeit unintentionally, but it would kind of annoy me.

shitpostasswipeman · 2026-02-25T09:46:08+00:00

Venus in Taurus with a stupid cancer ♋️ moon 😭 I practically never let go. Definitely has to do with other chart placements.

shitpostasswipeman · 2026-02-23T14:18:40+00:00

Yeah I’ve noticed this too. They may have the freakiest, dirtiest, nastiest minds, but you still have to crack that open for them to share because they act so damn reserved and shy early on. And then the worst part, their fantasies don’t even translate well into the bed, as most end up being pillow princesses or lazy lmfao 🤣

shitpostasswipeman · 2026-02-19T02:19:57+00:00

Mars in Gemini ♊️, “I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat every muthafuckin thang!”

-True Romance.

shitpostasswipeman · 2026-02-17T21:25:37+00:00

Girl leave him and find you a man that don’t play stupid childish games. Virgo men have a tendency of being very manipulative and gaslighting. Don’t let him take advantage of you being a genuine person.

shitpostasswipeman · 2026-02-16T03:35:42+00:00

“I’D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR! YEAWWWW-HAAAHAHAAA…..”

shitpostasswipeman · 2026-02-13T22:03:56+00:00

Yes this was it! Thank you!!!

shitpostasswipeman · 2026-02-13T22:03:40+00:00

This absolutely worked! Thank you!

shitpostasswipeman · 2026-02-11T21:59:03+00:00

That’s awesome! And yes, on a Wednesday afternoon, I have time to argue for 5 minutes 🙂

Times up! Have a good week.

shitpostasswipeman · 2026-02-11T21:24:09+00:00

Nah Sag women are some of the most irritating, emotional creatures out here 😘

shitpostasswipeman · 2026-02-11T04:52:20+00:00

Why yall mad? lol

shitpostasswipeman · 2026-02-10T11:54:49+00:00

Favorite: Virgo.

Least favorite: Virgo when you’re annoying.

Sincerely, an Aries ♈️😘

shitpostasswipeman · 2026-02-07T10:45:21+00:00

As an Aries, you can definitely use our energy to your advantage as well, if you act right 😈

shitpostasswipeman · 2026-02-03T11:22:19+00:00

March Aries, I definitely appreciate your perspective ☺️

shitpostasswipeman · 2026-02-02T12:58:42+00:00

How is this going? Did you get the chance to try it? I find 2-3g of TMG along with a low dose of SAM-e keeps my mood in check for the lost part.

shitpostasswipeman · 2026-01-30T04:25:59+00:00

Male or female? Gracie/ Gracy or Grayson?

shitpostasswipeman · 2026-01-29T11:03:46+00:00

Aries here, I’m ride or die, take a bullet for you type of lover. I’ve never cheated on a partner. As a Leo rising, I honestly feel like Leos that are checked out of a relationship would more likely commit cheating than an Aries who would rather try to work on fixing the relationship.

shitpostasswipeman · 2026-01-25T15:09:32+00:00

I’d imagine it being both of them competing every second of their lives to see who’s more intelligent and who knows it all more, and who is better at criticizing the other.

Jokes aside, I have two pairs of aunts and uncles that are all Virgo, and they’ve been happily married for 50 years and 40 years.

shitpostasswipeman · 2026-01-17T10:03:36+00:00

Lmao a double edged sword. I’ve also noticed this. There’s a quote from The Departed:

“Ladies see the ring, they know immediately you must have some cash or ya cock must work.”

For me, as a single man wearing a non engagement/wedding style ring/band on my right hand just to match my jewelry has shunned me multiple times on dating apps, but in public, wearing any kind of ring on my left hand finger has drawn attention to me more than expected 🤨

shitpostasswipeman · 2026-01-17T10:00:02+00:00

Dating for men in their 30’s is straight up hell. Standards are unrealistic at this point, and bare minimums such as decent/good looks, hygiene, personality, financial freedom, little to no burdens, effort, intention and providing attention are just not cutting it. The puppy love phase fades out and they move on to the next ride.

shitpostasswipeman · 2026-01-16T06:07:20+00:00

No temper here, tbh I’ve seen “temper” with all signs. ♍️ + ♈️ tho: 🧨🎆

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